jacob 🐸🪄

rare streamer & award-losing podcast host @dragondeezdice 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/him/her)

[jacob 🐸🪄 @reallypeanut]

Hey, I'm Peanut!✨

Twitch Streamer, YouTuber, and famed internet jester- you can find my content at these glorious corners of the web! Hope you enjoy!

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[Fear @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[jacob 🐸🪄 @reallypeanut]

those of us that actually saw Eddington know this'll be peak

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ari Aster's next film ‘SCAPEGOAT’ will reportedly follow a surgeon operating on a Jake Paul-inspired character who dies during surgery.

The surgeon then faces scrutiny from his wife and brother, reportedly inspired by Erika Kirk & Logan Paul.

(Source: https://t.co/zle947w8L3)

[JoJo97 - Chicago Bears victim @MajorMinority27]

God I remember 4-5 years ago watching Phil Spencer just buy up studio after studio and soup brained console warrior losers twerking for him as he did it and now we are losing ALL that talent because Microsoft only made a bazillion dollars instead of a squitillion like they wanted

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[DesuScorpion (100/100) @DesuScorpion7]

Square Enix, I beg of you. Keep Hamaguchi's VII Remake team together for a new project after Revelation is done and dusted. Together they're creating an incredible trilogy of AAA games over just seven years. Give them a mainline FF.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i hate what we’ve done to nerdiness. the average nerd isn’t even smart now they just like slop. they watch long youtube videos where someone explains obscure star wars expanded universe lore and half the time the guy in the video didn’t even read it he’s just reading wookiepedia.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Kyl0ooart @kyl0ooart]

So they went to hell to look for sora instead of heaven #noticing

[CAM @CAMABUNGA]

okay, hear me out.. what if Brian Tyree Henry AND Sebastian Stan are both playing Two-Face in #TheBatmanII 👀

[Devastator’s Balls @Crazy_TFDesigns]

“Israel has the right to defend itself, Lex!”

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

doofenschmirtz evil incorporated has approved the destroy-all-art-inator

[dominik johann @zerstoerer]

you have to go as fast as you can

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Every time he does silly shit like this I audibly tell the tv to fuck off

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Sando @Sandosaur]

Genuinely baffling to me that devs are just making games like theyre fucking subway sandwiches and not like theyre creatives with talent or artistic passion

[jacob 🐸🪄 @reallypeanut]

wild how the new Spielberg movie Disclosure Day makes reference to my local town UFO sighting that we all make fun of here for being an acorn