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[petra @reallypetra]

why would leaders wage war when they could just slap the shit out of each other or thumb wrestle or whatever

[petra @reallypetra]

and for my next party trick i will publicly post my support for zohran so that someone i found out thinks support for Gaza is antisemitic uninvites themselves from my housewarming

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.

His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.

This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

[Sabrina @sabs313xo]

playing the victim after initiating what could literally be world war III is crazy work

[petra @reallypetra]

me: anyone want a tequila shot?
dad: uh ya! it’s a strawberry supermoon tonight

he gets it 😌🫶🏼🌖

[petra @reallypetra]

today’s friday the 13th which reminds me of the time my grandfather refused to pick me up from the train station because he doesn’t leave the house on friday the 13th

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

People in LA are protesting because of injustice and human rights.

MAGA rioted because they lost an election and their feelings were hurt.

[petra @reallypetra]

#Debate2024

[petra @reallypetra]

cancelling every subscription i have i srsly need to save rn bc hundreds of apps later and i still dont have a job

[petra @reallypetra]

@maylinccompiano @james1228x and then when Mai cried over Chad leaving she was making fun of her for crying, like girl what?

[petra @reallypetra]

@mira_jaar im eatin it all up

[petra @reallypetra]

not me redownloading Twitter just to read tweets about Kissinger’s death

[petra @reallypetra]

@Workday how long can we expect this outage to be for?

[petra @reallypetra]

kind of insane that i cant get to south jersey from north jersey by train, like how is it that the farthest i can go is bayhead or trenton?? tf

[petra @reallypetra]

my cousin is getting married this week and i’m SO excited!! the reception will be an outdoor festival with food trucks, i can’t wait

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

girl math is saying if i don't look at my bank account i can't see the money leaving and seeing is believing so i am not actually losing money since i do not see it happening 🤗

[petra @reallypetra]

so much fire and angst 😂

[𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 @Adr5i]

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ʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ!!!!!!