tickle monster

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Perc 30 mixed with the red 40

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Jackin my bean til it sprouts

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@anus

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We will never chill with KB again now that he has VR

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Darth Bader Ginsburg

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@FunnyHumanRace Play Fortnite

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@charcuterieTim No. It is doing numbies with bots

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Ad for new Jordan 4’s: Michael Jordan himself, back alley loft of a Portland strip club. Sweat dripping down his face onto that iconic, cherry red swoosh. Missionary fucking a transvestite hooker, convicting himself over and over under his breath, “it’s just an enlarged clit.”

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I didn’t MAKE her give me head. I would have just asked for a handjob, but she has no arms… who’s inconsiderate now?

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To kill a mockingbird was so gay, not a single bird in that whole book

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Of mice & men was so gay, not a single mouse in that whole book

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Thoughts?

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Name dropping at AA

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Scroto Baggins

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Cathiter that connects straight into loopy straw glasses

[Tim @charcuterieTim]

Hookers do not accept ebt witcho lying ass. Had to put my nut back

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Back to school shopping

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Servicks

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What do you call a man who becomes a woman, then becomes a man again?

…a transformer

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My horny ass could NOT have been in that jail with Andrew Tate

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Asking the woman sucking my penis “you kiss your mother with that mouth?”