zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽

🗳️ unofficial stan account for NYC’s best mayoral candidate

campaigning for cheaper rents & hotter candidates

here for the policy and the thirst

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@nbcsnl i’m just trying to secure kal penn to play mamdaddy this fall and complete the circle. lmk what paperwork i need 🥹

[Nancy Wang Yuen @nancywyuen]

Zohran Mamdani, the new mayor of NYC, is the son of filmmaker Mira Nair!!! He also convinced his mom to cast Kal Penn in The Namesake after making her watch Harold and Kumar. 😃 https://t.co/gxmHutpJX5

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

girl same

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A rare close-up of the elusive Golden Langur, one of the only known primates that actively avoids humans

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@offbeatorbit already penciling it in!

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@zedonarrival why ppl worship her is so beyond me. the miniseries prob didn't help either

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@AsadFromNYC do you ever do haunted tours? 👻

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@lynda45133 @andrewcuomo @yashir @ZohranKMamdani @GAGreenberg @nytimes @NYDailyNews @FixTheCityNYC fillers
upper bleph
nose job
hair plugs
smug incompetence lol

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@nycagainstcuomo lol at more opportunity

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

lol so i guess the best way to get free buses is to vote for the guy that didn't promise us free buses

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

What the Do-nothing assemblyman won’t tell you: he was so ineffective that he couldn’t get his signature program extended beyond a year

I’ve built more airports than you’ve passed bills

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

lol cuomo out here giving delusion like it's a career choice

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

I’ve fought for low-income and working class people my whole life. And I’ve delivered.

I implemented the country’s most progressive income tax, $15 minimum wage, the strongest paid family leave, & free college tuition for the middle class

I am proud I won their vote in the primary. It’s time to build a new NYC

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

cuomo is literally this

[Morgan McKay @morganfmckay]

.@ZohranKMamdani says he was talking with a New Yorker who was asking him about @andrewcuomo

“Who shows up for a job interview, doesn't get it and then comes back on monday morning at 9 am and says, i'm ready to go,” Mamdani says the man said about Cuomo

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@TheCut you literally cannot get a worm in your brain unless you eat actual shit #facts

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@nycagainstcuomo lol and clearly trying to evoke the same colors as mamdaddy's campaign. thank u next

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

i'm only disappointed he didn't know it's called beer pong

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Are Rupert Murdoch and the New York Post trying to help Zohran Mamdani win?

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@LindseyBoylan this man's full time jobs have included sneering and incompetence

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@Indiawaltonbflo they're gonna get sick of their own food and pray for seasonings

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@HoldKneeCloser make america hate taylor again

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

#nycistherealsquidgame

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

12:01 am on rent day
my landlord:

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

this is real housewives level petty that i can't even in good conscience stan

[Chris Sommerfeldt @C_Sommerfeldt]

Speaking at NYPD Officer Didarul Islam's funeral, Mayor Adams starts off by thanking elected officials in the room, mentioning, for instance, Public Advocate Jumaane Williams. He doesn't mention Zohran Mamdani.

"I apologize if I'm missing any name of any other elected," he says.

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@daveweigel can we just defund the haters already

[zohranmamDADDY 💅🏽 @realmamdaddy]

@ProudSocialist