meatball enjoyer

yes

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@Free90baeTrial

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

A gun that shoots meatballs

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Kinda rude to name a kid after yourself. Like what if someone calls your name and then all of a sudden your dad is opening your birthday cake and eating all your presents

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Ok enough "peepee" "jokes"

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A coworker of mine used the word "boner" in a very technical conversation about a month ago to describe a mistake. It was very funny but I did not laugh out loud.

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

"erector"

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A meatball sub, but it is very big and delivered on an ICBM mobile transporter erector launcher

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Ok a hotdog can be cute but I WILL NOT be taking hotdog to the prom as I am 32 years old

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

I do not think hot dogs are cute. I think they're funny. Like the "hmph" kind of funny but not the "HAHAHAHAHA" 2007 youtube chest ache kind of funny

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

You mean they put "filler" in hot dogs?? They already look cute enough!!

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Good evening,
I would just like you to know that I am composing a "tweet" on my handheld telecommunications device. I hope you appreciate this, I really do. I apologize if you did not appreciate it, I know what that is like.

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

P.S. For the sake of transparency I had thought of an excellent one earlier but I cannot remember it.

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Good evening,
I am getting a lot of emails coming in from folks asking me what I think the best cat name is. Easy. Michael W. Cheeseburger. The "W" stands for "Winston", not "Walker"—I am clarifying that in case you did not understand.
Thanks,
Max

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

A nice meatball sub

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

@Free90baeTrial Imagining this as a short story by John Carver

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

I sent this to Bill Heath and I received a nice phone call from him. He called me after watching it a few times and thanked me again. It was very surreal.

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Made a bootleg and made a sleeve cover for the bootleg

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Every traffic jam in a 100 mile radius is caused by the Sumner tunnel being closed

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

Turned off Otto updog so I can look at the bird ha ha !

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@dasharez0ne Invite please yes ha ha

[meatball enjoyer @realmaxboucher]

@thecityview *steps on loose shoelace*
WhoooaAAaaaaaaAhhh!!!!
*Falls into shrine and a metric ton of dust just blows everywhere*