jenny bronda's

goes to johnny brenda's one time

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

turns out deactivating your twitter deletes it after 30 days, so here we are again

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

saw a place charging $26 for 4 cookies. I feel like there’s a war on pastries. why is a croissant $7

[Mr. Thing (illusion panel hater) @beyonceseyelid]

They will put a data center in your ASS if you’re not careful. Goooooddddaaamnnn.

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

@KaraNextWeek spotlight

[saint @s0nofzion]

This is why McQueen's runway archives are still being studied, that embroidery work is museum-level

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

obsessed w u !!!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Nature enthusiasts are flocking to Alexandria, Virginia, to catch a glimpse of an unusual amphibian. “Divine," said one fan. "Is he a prince in disguise? I’d be willing to kiss him to find out.”

Read about how the rare frog is providing new insights for researchers: https://t.co/YL7ENASW2X

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

is lucille your next "very rewarding family member?"

[n-tab.bsky.social @_ntab]

The perfect kitten Ms. Lucille is now fixed and medicated and ADOPTABLE!!!!! https://t.co/WgF76vir9o

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

@_ntab she's me

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

If one more person starts talking about summer being over I’m going to get violent. Summer doesn’t end until September 21st. You can all still go to the pool and lay out in the sun in September. The world is burning up. Leave your pumpkin propaganda for October

[Kehinde 🇳🇬 @kalonge93]

You not gonna bring any revolution to society, let alone your neighborhood, by being anti-social in your behavior or communication style 🤷🏾‍♂️ I hope yall know that. Like in the real world, cats ain’t jackin that at all. How you engage in conflict and disagreement matters

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

when people say they're providing an "update" or a "reminder" when they mean to say, "initial notification"
-- sorry, babe, you can't gaslight me

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

omg and wearing robert wun

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Yesterday, Björk performed during the total solar eclipse in her home country of Iceland at the Echolalia Eclipse Festival.⁠
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Her set ran right after the totality of the eclipse, as she opened with the iconic fanfare from '2001: A Space Odyssey' and closed with a remix of her song with Rosalía, "Berghain." (📹: nssmagazine/TikTok⁠, ftermidnightmag/TikTok⁠)

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

you never used to listen now you do

[redveil @redveil]

love to adam sandler but peep

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

i fear my absolute refusal to learn teams might be holding me back

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

also, i knowwwwwww, i still use spotify and trust me i feel guilty abt it

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

have only listed to a little bit of the new madonna - it has not hit me the way this did yet but i remain hopeful https://t.co/6aEwF7wb1V

[A Philadelphia Pigeon @KaraNextWeek]

Hey Philly! I have been fostering this tabby, Kyle, for a few weeks. He's very friendly and social and is looking for a new home! He needs to be an only-cat, but seems fine with dogs. If you want a cat that greets you at the door, and loves to play, Kyle is perfect for you!

[jenny bronda's @realnachoboss]

you love to see the braces representation on the world cup