Nate Faubion

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[Nate Faubion @realnatefaubion]

Real brain burner here

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I am going to miss José Caballero to an irrational extent

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@offbeatorbit P

[Davidson Football @DavidsonFB]

Tonight's @OrthoCarolina Final Score from Richardson.

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@PierceTransit ####

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Go Mariners (serious)

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The Mariners are back at .500 and the Universe is at peace

[Justin Choi 🇰🇷 @justinochoi]

Dae-ho Lee is leading the KBO in batting average (.353). He just turned 40 today, and this is his final season. What a swan song so far.

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Go Mariners

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mariners Promise Fans They’ll Be Back To Finish 2022 Playoff Race In Even More Heartbreaking Fashion https://t.co/xZMD9dF9tA

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

The proof:

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I’m ready to get hurt again @Mariners

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@VBSwanson55 Have lived in north seattle most of my life and never heard of “Licton springs”

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@nominalsum I’m ready to be hurt again

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The Mariners are good?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

“5 this season”

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At least we have the Mariners to look forward to

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this shower gel sounds like a British scientist making a major breakthrough

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@real_jhill Same minus the Mon

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@alyy_bear @AtmanThakrar Florida easily the most fucked up though

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The Democratic Party needs to be gutted.