Rhi

she/her

Proud wife! 🤍 Cat mom x4 😺

passionate about public health, community, and astronomy ☄️

here to make memories ✨

[Rhi @realrhi]

The hardest part of motherhood so far is needing to have diarrhea but you're in the middle of breastfeeding

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How tragic for a giant hemorrhoid to show up the day of my c section. I am not having a baby vaginally. I should not have hemorrhoids

[Rhi @realrhi]

What does one do with themselves when they are going to have a baby in less than 48 hours?

[Rhi @realrhi]

My husband has a big problem with hummus

[Rhi @realrhi]

It should be illegal to tell a pregnant woman in her third trimester that you are tired

[Rhi @realrhi]

@hankgreen Can you please translate this into millennial thank you

[Rhi @realrhi]

I would like to update this and mention that it was not only baby causing my hip pain but a giant fibroid pressing against me - we love carrying both a baby and a tumor

[Rhi @realrhi]

My baby has decided she is comfortable lounging against my right hip, and, well, I guess I'm just glad one of us is comfortable
(Yes I know I'll laugh at this when I am 1000x more uncomfortable 10 weeks from now)

[Rhi @realrhi]

@cityofcalgary Dude what losers ever brush their teeth with the tap running lol (probably the same people that complain about the cost of their utilities)

[Rhi @realrhi]

My husband just came up to me and told me that all this time he'd been lying to me- that he is actually a bat. He then closed his eyes and proceeded to flap his wings and said "I cannot see, I can only sonar" . Are these what weekday evening are like in your house too?

[Rhi @realrhi]

I'm 20 weeks pregnant and people are starting to be very nice to me. I have had people insist I go to the front of the line at Tim Hortons twice this week... Am I... Royalty?

[Rhi @realrhi]

The two greatest joys of pregnancy:
- eating yummy food
- getting into bed at the end of the day

I can FEEL the dopamine release when I close my eyes or eat a juicy strawberry. Even better, eating a lil treat in bed

[Rhi @realrhi]

Is a virgin mimosa just orange juice

[Rhi @realrhi]

How many cucumbers can I eat in a sitting before it is a problem ? Big cucumbers, not the little snack ones

[Rhi @realrhi]

@EZMSA2 @JanisIrwin Adriana LaGrange is pro life until it comes to babies in NICU after birth. Would rather let them die than listen to nurses demands- more staffing, better wages, compensation. Nah, let's cut their wages and dismantle the system instead.

[Rhi @realrhi]

🧡💜🧡💜🧡

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[Rhi @realrhi]

I truly don't know what I would do without the snip tool

[Rhi @realrhi]

Something about wrangling my Christmas tree back into it's box makes me feel like an Olympic athlete

[Rhi @realrhi]

"treat your sausages like a special occasion"

[Rhi @realrhi]

Nursing my cat back to health: I have to watch her constantly so she doesn't hurt herself, I feel overwhelmed and stressed, then my husband comes to care for her so I can take a break, and then I just sit in the other room and look at photos of her. Is this what being a mom is?