radish

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! (she/her).

[radish @realsassmaster]

@AlexGaskarth here is a picyure if you making me emotional singi therapy at the rave in MKE. Happy birth.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We are $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Dinner is served 🍽️

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It’s not his house.

It’s your house.

And he’s destroying it.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Trump’s Treasury Secretary just got caught reading a warning text from Ag Sec Brooke Rollins:

“Argentina sold soy to China… this gives China more leverage over us.”

Trump torched our farmers with a trade war, handed $20B in bailouts, then let Argentina fill the gap and strengthen China?

That’s not America First.

That’s China First, Argentina Paid, and you’re footing the bill.

[radish @realsassmaster]

ok ur cute but r u as swift as coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon with all the strength of a raging tiger, mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

[radish @realsassmaster]

It’s worse now

[radish @realsassmaster]

Ok with being the villain in your story because if I came out with the whole story you’d have no one

[radish @realsassmaster]

He’s a cancer in more ways than one

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️ Thanks for the kind birthday wishes ❤️

[radish @realsassmaster]

@LeadingReport Then they came for the trade unionists. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, And I did not speak out/ Because I was not a JewThen they came for me. And there was no one left
To speak out for me

[radish @realsassmaster]

@LeadingReport First they came for the Communists, And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Communist, Then they came for the Socialists. I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: U.S. State Department has notified Congress that they are officially shutting down USAID, per ABC News.

[radish @realsassmaster]

Almost his birthday again but not quite

[radish @realsassmaster]

Omg it’s almost Alex Gaskarths birthday

[radish @realsassmaster]

Why am I subtweeting again

[radish @realsassmaster]

Ok with being the villain in your story because if I came out with the whole story you’d have no one

[radish @realsassmaster]

Ok with being the villain in your story because if I came out with the whole story you’d have no one

[radish @realsassmaster]

I’ve loved you forever

[radish @realsassmaster]

You want apologies girl you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever forever the only thing you’ll get is this curse on your lips I hope they taste of me forever and there’s a light on in Chicago and I know I should be home all the colors of the street signs they

[radish @realsassmaster]

I’m watching scream 5 again and oh my god I forgot Dewey ages like fine wine

[radish @realsassmaster]

came back from a twitter hiatus to say that if you pay for Snapchat plus or whatever you’re an opp.

[radish @realsassmaster]

Omg it’s almost Alex Gaskarths birthday

[radish @realsassmaster]

I saw someone with the brightest pair of neon pink glasses I’ve ever seen and they looked absolutely AMAZING. Like yes be bright and loud .Wear what you love all over !!!!!

[radish @realsassmaster]

Forever romanticizing the rain.