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self conscious about my turkey neck (she/her) #BLM #ACAB

[Z @realslimkitty]

If I had a penis I like to think it would be above average but not remarkably impressive. kind of like most of my talents.

[jimmy doinks @jimmydoinksx]

what’s your body count?

*charlie kirk voice* counting or not counting gay sex?

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

has robert pattinson flashed hog on the big screen yet

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Cute puppy booed at Diarrhea Forever event

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It's a mystery....

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Y'all should just gouge your eyes out like the Bible tells you to do.

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[Z @realslimkitty]

@harlivymaclay Gunn and Fred should’ve been endgame too :(

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[matt @mattybtweets69]

All the characters should be yellow because The Odyssey was written by Homer

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

The people who voted for high prices and explosive diarrhea really lucked out.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

They’re giving away Lindsay Grahams seat to his sister and they’re giving Mitch McConnells seat to his cousin.

We do not live in a democracy anymore. This is not how a democracy functions.

We did not vote for these people.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before