Steve Biddle

VoIP, WiFi & network hack. Average chicken farmer. Whisky & champagne snob. Travel jerk & #avgoon who faps to planes, airport lounges & cheap hotels. Parody.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

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@plambrechtsen @BlakJakNZ @stevebiddle @NikCarmichael I was invited, but had to decline as I was already attending a secret party with many important and famous people that I obviously can't say any more about for privacy and security reasons

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@scottjpalmer @NikCarmichael @beerlytweeting @stevebiddle Exactly. Can't be me

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

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@plambrechtsen @stevebiddle @agentK I've literally never been wrong before in my life. Why would this be any different?

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@shiftygeek @jethrocarr @stevebiddle @thomasbeagle And I'm just a parody account!

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@jethrocarr @shiftygeek @stevebiddle @thomasbeagle I've taken her to the disputes tribunal 3 times but they always find in her favour. Apparently her house, her rules

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@jethrocarr @stevebiddle @thomasbeagle Cost is also only one barrier. My landlord has repeatedly denied my request for a fibre install

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@plambrechtsen @stevebiddle As a Group 1 Critical Border Worker I should be exempt from quarantine requirements

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@scottjpalmer @stevebiddle Shut you're face

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Already ordered mine

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

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@nzsouthernman No, I just REALLY like Nickleback. Doesn't everyone?

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Have I ever told you how much of a Nickleback fan I am? Best band ever

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@drandrewknox It's always about me

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@freitasm @stevebiddle Yes I think so

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@mattchannz Yes please!

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@johnreader @nzlabour @stevebiddle @NZGreens I'm already working on a special tax policy with my mate Jacinda just for you. It's time rich people like you started paying their fair share. We're thinking 80c in the dollar and a special levy on motorcycle purchases.

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Have had a full attention boner since Jacinda's full and complete takeover, but it's starting to hurt a little bit