The Law Offices of T.S.& J.
Crisis Management Attorney
Class Action Defense Lawyer
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@RealDrDiablo@ShaneSuffriti just spoke with client over the phone and has convened a security meeting. Expected to announce the immediate closure of Wards #6-7 8-9 & 10 (Admin offices, South Cafeteria and #G Unit
@RealDrDiablo@CornNuts The emergency plumber has arrived and forwarded us this photo. Due to the extent of the damage, Sunny Acres Retirement Home has been declared a Disaster Area. The Governor’s Office has been notified and is evaluating whether a State of Emergency is warranted.
@RealDrDiablo@ShaneSuffriti the existence of the fabled “Wrinkler” is purely speculative and not supported by any publicly disclosed evidence. Client has been advised to refrain from publishing unverified claims to the latter
@RealDrDiablo@TheBigVacuum97@RealDrDiablo@ShaneSuffriti The Law Offices of TS&J have advised our client to implement an immediate pre-posting review process for all unsolicited social media content involving relationships and all domestic arrangements. All future statements must be cleared by counsel.
@RealDrDiablo@ShaneSuffriti
Please adhere to advice of counsel: do not attempt to remove this post, doing so may subject client to charges of evidence tampering
@RealDrDiablo@realThomasLight As your attorneys, we remind you that TS&J is available 24/7. Whatever “got out” last night, please do not attempt to force it back in until legal counsel has reviewed the facts.
@RealDrDiablo@AVGirl4Life@RealDrDiablo DO NOT DELETE any posts. This could potentially constitute tampering with digital evidence and open you up to additional prosecution in the future. As consul, we advise that you log out of your X account for at least 48 hours
@RealDrDiablo@MotherRaspberry@realThomasLight We urge the public not to interpret, analyze, or attempt to understand any Dr. Diablo posts made after 11 PM. Our attorneys are highly trained professionals and even we are struggling. Pending review.