Tom Lawyer

The Law Offices of T.S.& J.
Crisis Management Attorney
Class Action Defense Lawyer

* this page is PARODY associated with the musical group Mother Raspberry*

[Dr. Diablo @RealDrDiablo]

🔔🔔UPDATE FROM SUNNY ACRES WELCOME CENTER & GIFT SHOP🔔🔔

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @ShaneSuffriti just spoke with client over the phone and has convened a security meeting. Expected to announce the immediate closure of Wards #6-7 8-9 & 10 (Admin offices, South Cafeteria and #G Unit

[Shane Lawyer @ShaneSuffriti]

@RealDrDiablo @CornNuts The emergency plumber has arrived and forwarded us this photo. Due to the extent of the damage, Sunny Acres Retirement Home has been declared a Disaster Area. The Governor’s Office has been notified and is evaluating whether a State of Emergency is warranted.

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

@RealDrDiablo @CornNuts https://t.co/K6lnqzqxU5

Hang in there, Dr D.! 🚽

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @CornNuts @ShaneSuffriti Client has been advised to clean his toilet

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

@GetMusicfm https://t.co/Xkw7LOjPuy

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

@Gnoxani https://t.co/hbBJd9Zkpq

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

Mother Raspberry & A.R.C. - A Grand Old Piano https://t.co/BANsaCSaNJ via @YouTube

#experimental #electronicmusic #soundart #homeimprovement #tooltime #flatulence #funny #fyp #motherraspberry #arc #avantgarde #idm #musica #music #fypシ゚viral

[Dr. Diablo @RealDrDiablo]

@youtubemusic https://t.co/1wuhcJLPpv

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @ShaneSuffriti the existence of the fabled “Wrinkler” is purely speculative and not supported by any publicly disclosed evidence. Client has been advised to refrain from publishing unverified claims to the latter

[Dr. Diablo @RealDrDiablo]

@MmisterNobody The Wrinkler is very real…

https://t.co/WYJg1dpCtL

[Dr. Diablo @RealDrDiablo]

@Spotify https://t.co/f9uEOfwume

This has served as the soundtrack to SO MANY romantic nights 😏

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

@youtubemusic https://t.co/KWNAF6vPw2

[Mother Raspberry @MotherRaspberry]

Mother Raspberry & A.R.C. - Grandma’s Cyber Wednesday Spoils https://t.co/vTADF87a7w via @YouTube

GET A FREE COPY HERE!
https://t.co/sNq4Ftd0e1

#metal #shoegaze #experimental #electronic #musica #soundart #artrock #alternative #arc #motherraspberry #music #experimentalmusic #industrial

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @TheBigVacuum97 @RealDrDiablo @ShaneSuffriti The Law Offices of TS&J have advised our client to implement an immediate pre-posting review process for all unsolicited social media content involving relationships and all domestic arrangements. All future statements must be cleared by counsel.

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@ShaneSuffriti @RealDrDiablo Let the record reflect that client insisted on taking a second selfie with the Ms. Peanut centerfold picture

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@ShaneSuffriti @RealDrDiablo Client is satisfied with this assessment

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @ShaneSuffriti
Please adhere to advice of counsel: do not attempt to remove this post, doing so may subject client to charges of evidence tampering

[Shane Lawyer @ShaneSuffriti]

@RealDrDiablo @realThomasLight As your attorneys, we remind you that TS&J is available 24/7. Whatever “got out” last night, please do not attempt to force it back in until legal counsel has reviewed the facts.

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@ShaneSuffriti @RealDrDiablo @katSam93 @AmyElli0ttDunne I’m still combing through it😮‍💨
might be a working lunch today…

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@ShaneSuffriti @RealDrDiablo @katSam93 @AmyElli0ttDunne client has been served the court’s injunction order and the sign has been removed
- 06/22/26 Tom Lawyer, ESQ. (witnessing atty)

[Tom Lawyer @realThomasLight]

@RealDrDiablo @AVGirl4Life @RealDrDiablo DO NOT DELETE any posts. This could potentially constitute tampering with digital evidence and open you up to additional prosecution in the future. As consul, we advise that you log out of your X account for at least 48 hours

[Shane Lawyer @ShaneSuffriti]

@RealDrDiablo @MotherRaspberry @realThomasLight We urge the public not to interpret, analyze, or attempt to understand any Dr. Diablo posts made after 11 PM. Our attorneys are highly trained professionals and even we are struggling. Pending review.