The real vince.

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@KidTeresa Baby now you do…

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I’m convinced some Christmas decorations are single-handedly worth more than the house they’re sitting on. Like, imagine spending your wage on an inflatable nativity scene in this economy ~ outrageous

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@KidTeresa And because if you spell blue Ivy backwards

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@KidTeresa If there’s one thing that would end me, it’s this

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Smoke a blunt and watch Irish Wish with Lindsay Lohan.

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Subletting my room for 10mins while I go to the toilet - dm for details

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Accidentally just smashed a jar of pickles in my car .. peace and love to all x

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Chapel street is the new Seminyak

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What the fuck happened to starbursts

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Do something useful and make waterproof AirPods

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Since when was dick smith called dick smith lmao

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My indoor plant just made a sudden movement in front of my eyes and I’m freaking out

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Hey @Apple maybe make a MacBook charger that isn’t so heavy it falls out the wall

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people that don’t give you the thank you wave for giving way while driving are the same people that hail Satan.

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@KidTeresa You can take… my fuck away

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Two songs that need to be erased from my memory: Shivers by Ed Sheeran and Unholy by Stan smith

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Why does a cocktail cost more than my hourly Fucken wage?

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Is Ed Sheeran locked in the studio?

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accidentally farted in Aesop

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The Samsung store look more like Apple than Apple does