volcel

god is epic

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

She said this pussy is yours I said thanks a lot captain obvious

[cryingvault @cryingvault]

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

[.g @vslbackg]

My biggest hater used to suck my dick

[eidolon @ekstasisveiled]

too perverted for the trads, too soul-bonded for the degenerates. what to do in this world

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@c3naaX @HillelNeuer @gghamari Iran appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors.

[໊ @user0000O0]

remembering you can go back but no one else will be there

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

good lord you have to get off your phone you have to you have to you have to this isnt a joke i know its obvious but you have to right now its destroying your life

[real haters @realesthaters]

💔

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

In 2014 I downloaded instagram to see pictures of my friends chipotle burritos and this morning my first reel of the day was AI George Floyd being denied entry into Agartha by AI Derek Chauvin

[volcel @realvolcel]

@Howlingmutant0 @JonnyNemo yea

[volcel @realvolcel]

@Awk20000 Staged. You’ve fallen for this obvious optics play.

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

Enjoy the gallons of your own medicine

[volcel @realvolcel]

@singlefmllwyrr

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Long live hulk hogan - Lil B

[volcel @realvolcel]

@singlefmllwyrr First week she breaks your Lego second week she drags you around the house behind a horse

[volcel @realvolcel]

@singlefmllwyrr Can’t be mad at her she’s built to pillage you’re actually wrong for complaining

[volcel @realvolcel]

@singlefmllwyrr What race is she