Will Hartley

part-time degen, full-time wrestling mark, get loot aficionado

[Will Hartley @realwillwonka69]

SOXXXXXXXXXXX

[Will Hartley @realwillwonka69]

If we win I’m naming my firstborn son Mauricio

[Fußball Hank Hill 🇺🇲🇩🇪 @BayernAusBoston]

My official opinion of our world cup:

Lose to Bosnia: abject failure
Lose in r.o. 16: bare minimum, disappointing
Lose in QF (to Spain/Portugal): success
Lose in Semi final: unbelievable sucess
Lose final: Unreal
Win: pic of Poch in my living room 4 life

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 11 Sundays.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Who’s gonna win the World Cup? 🌎🏆

🇫🇷 France vs. Sweden 🇸🇪
🇺🇸 USA vs. Bosnia 🇧🇦
🇨🇭 Switzerland vs. Algeria 🇩🇿
🇿🇦 South Africa vs. Canada 🇨🇦
🇳🇱 Netherlands vs. Morocco 🇲🇦
🇵🇹 Portugal vs. Croatia 🇭🇷
🇪🇸 Spain vs. Austria 🇦🇹
🇧🇪 Belgium vs. Senegal 🇸🇳
🇧🇷 Brazil vs. Japan 🇯🇵
🇨🇮 Ivory Coast vs. Norway 🇳🇴
🇲🇽 Mexico vs. Ecuador 🇪🇨
🇩🇪 Germany vs. Paraguay 🇵🇾
🇦🇷 Argentina vs. Cape Verde 🇨🇻
🇦🇺 Australia vs. Egypt 🇪🇬
🇨🇴 Colombia vs. Ghana 🇬🇭
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England vs. DR Congo 🇨🇩

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

It’s pronounced BYE-ran 🇮🇷👋🏼

Out of the civilized world and back to your dystopia you go 👋🏼

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Algeria and Austria save the best for last, the game of the group stages in the final fixture 🤯

Both teams go through, but spare a thought for Iran, who were going through for just around two minutes before Austria equalized 🇦🇹

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

THIS ALGERIA AUSTRIA GAME IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

#pourabeeronyourlaptopsoyoucanstopworkingandgohangoutwithyourboyschallenge

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

What I've learned from World Cup travelers this week.

- Apparently the US is the only country with A/C
- Other countries don't use seasoning on their food
- You can only buy a gallon of milk in the USA
- You have to pay for a 2nd or 3rd pop at a restaurant outside of America. No free refills
- They love to party just like us and boy are they fun!
- Only we do flyovers before games
- America's spring is hotter than Europe's summer
-We have a lot to learn when it comes to soccer chants
- Ranch Dressing is a delicacy to be treasured
- Their media lies to them just like ours does to us

Can we keep em?

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Last I checked, these countries needed our help to win a world war

We will be just fine

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Boobs rock

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

No World Cup games until 5 pm on a weekend

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Series secured. 🔒

FINAL: #RedSox 4, Yankees 1
#DirtyWater

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Jake Bennett was nails again for six and a third, leadoff bomb for Masa, first big league bomb for Siegler, 2-run double for WC40, another save for 44, Red Sox beat Gerrit Cole again and clinch the series! #GoldBottles

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

ANTHONY SEIGLER TAKES TUBBY BOY COLE DEEP FOR HIS FIRST BIG LEAGUE HOMER AND THE SOX ARE AVERAGING A BOMB AN INNING

[Will Hartley @realwillwonka69]

@davidebiddle That’s my look when i see left over right in a public setting

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

The one game we lose, these dorks are in attendance…

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Sox beat the Louisiana Balloons again 🎈

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Like I said, we're on to the knockout round

[br_betting @br_betting]

SEBASTIAN BERHALTER TIES THINGS UP FOR USA (-110 ML) 🇺🇸

WHAT A SHOT

(via @FOXSports)