Laser Wolf

Forget your hopes. They were what brought you here.

[Laser Wolf @RealWolfBadger]

never have, never will

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Think before you post.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read

Humanity is cooked

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Trump admin official who backed a U.S. takeover of Greenland argued it could help bring back Red Lobster’s all-you-can-eat shrimp, according to the New Yorker.

[VeeKtory @v_ktory]

@CountDankulaTV Somehow. For no apparent reason. Out of fucking nowhere. A baby ends up in a crocodile pen. Must be an act of God. Also, random men get arrested. Just two unconnected events that have nothing in common.

[Josh @XJosh]

Annual reminder that June 19th commemorates the end of slavery in Texas. Slavery continued in Delaware, New Jersey, and the Indian Territories until December 6th.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Been brushing up on the discourse and I’ve decided that every single person is richer than me is a greedy bastard and every single person poorer than me is a loser. I and only I have the exact right amount of money.

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

crazy the world's first trillionaire is african

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54

Relax, you still have time

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

“So you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Laser Wolf @RealWolfBadger]

@JaulaDePerreo @BaldKnower @inversebrah

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

So true! ✅🥳

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

Hunter is entering Barry Bonds 2000-2004 territory

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Someone should build a version of polymarket where you can bet on something and then you win the bet if that thing happens

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

Never sell your Bitcoin*

*Unless you need to fund your senior debt obligations

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Of all the shit this guy has done, she picks the one normal thing to call out lmao

[elliotthakzar @elliotthakzar]

@WhiteHouse

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

FACT: Bruce Lee was one of the best jiu jitsu artists the word has ever scene. But he could not have beaten prime Hulk Hogan in a street fight

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

Gold is mentioned in the Bible 400 times

Bitcoin wasn’t mentioned at all

Let that sink in

[Laser Wolf @RealWolfBadger]

@Stone_tossers @insanefrog

[Laser Wolf @RealWolfBadger]

@REFLOG18