TheDimReaper

Snaks for people who love snaks. Also retro gaming. Also zingers.

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@FLOTUS Glad to see at least ONE white male represented in this video! Would've been a shame to leave out THIRTY GODDAMN PERCENT OF THE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES, you fucking shithead.

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@FLOTUS What the fuck is this crack fueled horseshit? Stay the fuck off Twitter, Flotus.

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@rweingarten Why don't you do the world a favor and just shut the fuck up before you say something even stupider?

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@HillaryClinton Suck my dick.

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@benandjerrys Eat a bag of dicks, @benandjerrys

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@BreeNewsome is racist and has nothing of value to add to ANY conversation.

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@Biaggi4NY The fact that your debt increased by $26k after paying on it for 11 years a) speaks volumes for the quality of education you received and b) is the penalty you need to pay for your own stupidity. 🖕

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@POTUS Here's a great idea for lunch : Eat a dick.

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@KnowNothingTV You can't be demonitized for screenshots. Don't be stupid. He's trying to avoid being de-platformed by the rabid psychopatchic liberal hatemongers on YouTube and Twitter.

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@LinusTech @TheRikeys When I close my eyes I can't tell Linus and Riley apart ... Could make for some fun April Fool's shenanigans.

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@DashieXP You should do an April Fools Mario Maker video where you are cool, calm, and collected and don't rage the fuck out even a little. Maybe wearing a suit and tie, too 😂

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@yumapolice1 Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the suspect have to be told to leave by law enforcement, and be given the opportunity to leave, BEFORE being subject to arrest?

My understanding was that Mr. Montoya isn't even obligated to give his NAME let alone be detained by an officer.

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Later, Twitter.

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@GeekWithThat @pkmmpositivity @farrelltheferal @OctoTako1 @ducksindisguise @cheerfulgoods @rljacksonwrites @VanBiztheRapper @Evolust MURDER

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@CrunchyKong What kind of second rate asshole doesn't answer their DMs at 6 in the morning?

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Give a man a paycheck and he can pay for a week.

Give a man a government handout and he'll pay for the rest of his life.

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@GDHCAMERO You need to get them all cut.

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If you swallow an entire corn cob do you need to wipe when it comes out the other end? 💩

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@replicantpinky Not one of us is guaranteed the day.

Never let her memory die and she will live on in your heart forever.

Honor that memory by continuing to be the man she helped you to become and soon you will find someone who likes what she sees.

That will be her one final gift to you.

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@uscensusbureau How come your commercials do not reflect the average American household? I keep seeing your ads showing black couples, hispanic couples, Asian couples ... Kids with birth defects ... Elderly minorities ... even a lesbian couple ...

But no WHITE MALES.

Asking for a friend.