RJ

Blue jean baby, NY lady. Not tiny, not a dancer.

[RJ @reb_said]

@MiMiTooC00l Being on @MiMiTooC00l phone and seeing she googled coupe before tweeting this 😂😭😂😭

[RJ @reb_said]

@ThoughtCatalog Is that the guy from below deck???

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

Huge generalization but Long Island is Italians who think NYC is Port Au Prince, and Westchester is lawyers, doctors, and C-suiters who lived in NYC once and dream of living there again one day.

[RJ @reb_said]

we need to cancel coupe style martini glasses, I’m begging !!!!!

[RJ @reb_said]

@sirenaworld Can you do this on my posts actually?

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[RJ @reb_said]

viral bagels (and waiting in line for said bagels) is the most un-new yorker thing. please make it stop.

[RJ @reb_said]

I think showing previews for scary movies during commercial breaks should be illegal

[RJ @reb_said]

Annual cousins weekend @Saratoga1863 , wish we were at #Michelobultrastretch

[Heshie Brody @heshie]

my biggest gripe with Google Maps when using the nyc subway, is that it optimizes for less walking but more transfers

I want an option for no transfers with a 20 minute walk to and from the subway

walkmaxxing

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[RJ @reb_said]

What would happen if you just called fifa up?

[RJ @reb_said]

One positive from the msg wedding is that it really united me and my conservative relatives this weekend…. No one asked me one political question because we were so focused on that mess

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Instagram’s new algorithm is like let me not show you the friends or family you follow but someone who’s life is just out of your reach but clearly better and more fun…they don’t even show me celebrities anymore just someone who lives in France who is my age

[em @emilyagain]

I'm sorry but the juxtaposition of a big celebrity wedding shutting down part the city and having access to the highest quality of electricity/NYC resources while there are elderly and disabled NYers who will die today because ConEd shut their power off is so fucking bleak to me

[RJ @reb_said]

how are swifties gonna defend this one 😭

[RJ @reb_said]

He had us fooled for a second but this is really so true

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[RJ @reb_said]

I love how OG didn’t even smile

[RJ @reb_said]

ALSO if you left New York and talk shit about this city and/or why people choose to live here I need you to double chill

[RJ @reb_said]

Yes 1000000% Knicks but those who 1. Don’t know what Lin-sanity was/is or 2. doesn’t know the basic rules of basketball … this just isn’t your moment

[RJ @reb_said]

Like if you just moved here <5 years ago I need you to chill

[RJ @reb_said]

Yes 1000000% Knicks but those who 1. Don’t know what Lin-sanity was/is or 2. doesn’t know the basic rules of basketball … this just isn’t your moment