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5”2 OF UNCERTAINTY

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You come to me, on the day of my weed’s birthday..

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@ratconspiracy Jc

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@ratconspiracy You is strong you is kind you is hot

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Seth passed the orange peel theory by trying to open my NyQuil gels with the nails he does not have ☺️

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@zinske_ Where the h is this????

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when they say your name but they ain’t calling you over

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why is every couch I want friggin 4 thousand fucking 100,000- freakin one million dollars?? 😮‍💨😫

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

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@socialistyentl I love him! He’s flamboyant czech accent is my fav I gotta say.

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@thetalkingkind Ur good!!

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Hi! I love my partner! Like he’s better than alllll youuu motherfuckers!!

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@thetalkingkind That’s so fucking true

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@semisemiperfect SO sick

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@ratconspiracy

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Shakespeare's best (and strangest) insults, a thread:

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@ratconspiracy My husband is out at war. I write him everyday in hopes of his return.

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@thetalkingkind Literally the cutest!

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you know youre visiting your boyfriend’s hometown when he shows you the house he saw ratatouille for the first time.

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Rob’s is a beautiful name for a bank

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New hot step dad alert 👀🥵

[seth @ratconspiracy]

my fav part of the day is when I tell Oak we're going for a walk my dude emits childlike wonder straight up what a good fricken boy

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@ratconspiracy Love you baby