Rebecca

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@TheBlueDodger Pass this to baby face

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@TicketmasterUK @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

How the hell are @TicketmasterUK this incompetent?!??

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@TicketmasterUK @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@TicketmasterUK explain this how the presale is happening but there's no way to get tickets ?!?

[England @England]

After 102 games and almost eight years in charge, Gareth Southgate has announced he is to leave his role as manager of the #ThreeLions.

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 You're Scouse, literally the opposite of class !

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@NFFC These players were so poor. Overpaid and under performing !

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@NFFC @FulhamFC These players should be docked salary payments for poor performance ! The results would soon improve

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@NFFC What the hell is the point of VAR ?!

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@swfc We went with Mansfield and as much as the council would like to blame the club, Yorkshire police were definitely at fault. No control and fans mixing all over. Buses over a mile away for away fans to walk to.

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@ShaunReid19 He did the same thing Bradford did. Wasted time every second they could. 👏

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@JuditCsergoffy @evveelynnnn @RonnieRadke Yea completely unavoidable just sucks 😔

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@mansfieldtownfc Bit late to the party

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@RonnieRadke Shipping to the UK sucks ass !

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

Thanks @firofficial for spending 1,067 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to ZOMBIFIED. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/AEP9LPBxe7

[Rebecca @rebeccabeddows]

@BBCSport Sort the clanging and banging out ! This is horrific to listen to !