Rebecca Malinowski

Is this thing on

[august @regularaugust]

If you liked something at 14 you’ll like it again 14 years later. It’s got its hooks in you and you’ll never escape

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

$600 in Sephora? yay sounds fun
$600 on tires? the end of the world

[susa @prinkasusa]

the sixth stage of grief is not talking about it anymore to your friends

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[mike @mikeofficial]

The fact that RSVP stands for répondez s’il vous plaît… like that’s actually so true. Please respond

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Do you think it makes Ryan Reynolds mad that Ryan Gosling is naturally funnier than him

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[hellogan1 @gebrauchsmusik]

And lead us not into penn station

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

“Your order has shipped”

You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making u weird

[Kimeko M. @KimekoM]

what i eat in a day as a woman that prioritizes her health:
- coffee with half and half
- 1200 calories worth of cheez its
- two cheese sticks
- a salad buried underneath a mountain of cheese

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I’m putting the 3 people that use my HBO account as dependents on my taxes.

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

Dunkin' donuts is entirely hit or miss and that's what it makes it soooo east coast catholic. U have to suffer a little to reach transcendence. U have to know that it could snow in March

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

me and my friends waiting for an uber trying to figure out what a hyundai looks like

[chase @_chase_____]

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

There are people who refuse to eat food past their best before date and there are people who disregard it completely and they marry each other.

[Al Jardine @ALANJARDINE]

Happy Birthday Dennis--you were the GOAT! ☝️🥁🐐 #beachboys #denniswilson #birthday #petsounds 🎶