rebekah zoldock

I paid $100k to develop a strong opinion about the Oxford comma | she/her

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

Cian’s an Irish creator. Was going to Ireland that year & I tweeted it would be cool if I saw him there (was going Cork, where he’s from.)

he quoted me, offended from assuming I meant all of Ireland was one small village.

Deleted it bc I was 17 & 😔, but lmao in all honesty 😂

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

I straight only use Facebook now for Cian Twomey videos 😅

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

ready for chaotic girl fall

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

@NetflixTudum Is it Sean or Shawn?

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

made a new writing account @rebekah_zoldock because I can’t seem to remember any login information for my previous failed attempts at writing twitter :)

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

A solo project is just like a group project, except you're the overburdened team lead AND the unreliable idiot ruining everything

[Steve McHugh @StevejMchugh]

Apprently it needs saying again, but if you use AI to write your book, you’re not a writer. And there is a 0 % chance that I will ever read anything you put out.

[May 🏝 @mayplaystv]

that guy that travelled the world just to see the artworks from animal crossing in real life

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

[sev @sevariiia]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be unemployed with an art degree

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

My body count? You mean the number of paragraphs between my introduction and my conclusion?

[rebekah zoldock @rebekyzoldock]

Me every time I match with someone I know on a dating app

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“what are you going to do with an MFA in creative writing?” ummm i’m gonna write an aching poem about how i looked at LinkedIn all night & the screen went blurry & i didn’t realize i was crying until i couldn’t read the job descriptions because i am not LinkedIn to my body’s pain