Rebecca

not a queen, a khaleesi

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

#stupidlovebucks

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

@ChipotleTweets my friend eats at chipotle every day & today had the worst experience!! he had to ask for vinaigrette 6 times to get 1 that equaled the regular size. he doesn't have twitter but is v upset. pic for ref.

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

Curry Bowl 🏀 > Clegane Bowl ⚔️ #ripcity

[Chino @Chinohoven]

Me dancing ALL night not breaking a sweat VS Me running on a treadmill at the gym for 5 minutes

[✡️ Jewish Boy Problems ✡️ @JewBoyProblems]

Marvel: “Infinity Wars is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

Me:

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

@BrandeisDCL Why can't we view our numbers tho??

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

People who stare at you in the gym stress me out because I don’t know if they’re just really stressed about working out too and need to compare with me or they can hear me trying to hold in my gasps while listening to @MyFavMurder and think I’m crazy

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

Letitia Wright deserves so much praise for #BlackPanther and @blackmirror

[bobby cherry @GoBobbo]

So, @NBCOlympics aired snowboarding on delay and still couldn’t delete the “holy f*ck” after Red Gerard won. #NBCdelayed #NBColympics #olympics

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

Distracting myself from paper writing by thinking about how Mary Queen of Scots was forced to abdicate the throne in favor of her 13-month-old-son

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[about to make first contact]

astronaut: how will we communicate

me: play mr. brightside

astronaut: that's ridiculous

[meanwhile on UFO]

alien 1: pull it up

alien 2: *shuffling through music* it's by the killers right

[Rebecca @rebkahn1]

If! Someone! Texts! You! Text! Them! Back!!!!