Rebecca Mass

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[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

Next time I say I gotta get my life together I’m hitting up the container store.

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

Updated my phone and now I have to delete this ugly app from my Home Screen. Goodbye twitter, we’ll miss your perfect logo. 😭💔

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

@SportsCenter @USWNT YES. 👏👏

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

SO GOOD 👏🧡🍊😂

[Syracuse Athletics @Cuse]

How could you, @USWNT? 🍊

@TheOttoOrange
@SportsCenter
#ThisIsSportsCenter

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

🤍🫶☺️

[Bodi Karsono @BodiWanKenobi]

Some personal news…

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

.@XcelEnergyCO u up?

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

Imagine your new car stalling as you are trying to evacuate a raging fire...

[Tracy Meyers @TracyExploresCO]

The following story starts with a picture of my 2020 Grand Jeep Cherokee (20K miles) that just stopped working on my evacuation from the Marshall Fire in CO.
Luckily, my dogs and I were scooped by another evacuating car.
#doesjeepcare @jeepcares @MSN

https://t.co/iNTztMjTIC

[Bodi Karsono @BodiWanKenobi]

Photos from our neighborhood tonight. Devastating. @CBSDenver @9NEWS #MarshallFire #boulderfire

[totally kyle! @kylekimball]

imagine liking donald fucking trump so much that you become a literal terrorist.

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

@fast @Target Back atcha @BodiWanKenobi

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

Roses are red,
But today they’re blue.
The country has voted...
Goodbye Donny, f you.
😊💙✌️

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

@fast Slinky is speedy 🐍

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

No one told me the #RNC was this hilarious 😂😂

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

Why not just name every hurricane in 2020 Karen at this point?

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

@barstoolsports be like: oh, you want a content strategy? Titties.

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

I really genuinely truly from the bottom of my heart and soul cannot understand how anyone likes this man. What the fucking fuck

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NYC, CALL UP THE NATIONAL GUARD. The lowlifes and losers are ripping you apart. Act fast! Don’t make the same horrible and deadly mistake you made with the Nursing Homes!!!

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

I couldn’t stop crying watching videos of what is going on across this country today. I’m so upset. There are no words for what a disgrace this motherfucker is.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FAKE NEWS!

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

since you called out madison ave, here’s some madison ave feedback:

- very wordy. shorten
- cut ‘ad agencies’– repetitive
- replace “keyboard warriors” with any other two words
- write 10 more
- what’s the brief again?
- have fun with it
- actually just tweet a picture

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

My roommate just tried to explain a tv scene “the last scene of the last episode of the third season” ...aaaand I’m lost.

[Rebecca Mass @rebmass]

A client presentation? At 9am?? IN THIS ECONOMY???