Ted Reckless

Writer/Musician/Producer

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@thekjohnston Theeeeeeese fucking guys....

Jeeeezeus. A combined IQ of 3 right there.

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

WTF??

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A white restaurant owner admitted to enslaving a black man. He got 10 years in prison. https://t.co/ZiCPbRuix2

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

If there was only a way thirty of them could get together and Constitutionally remove him from office. https://t.co/WjZCFJ4Ibe

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@TeaPainUSA I don’t know why there’s not a revolt. They must have some kind of policy of spite. I scratch my head...

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@NicolleDWallace asks why AG Barr seems to seek distance on Ukraine, when he didn't with Mueller or Durham investigations. "Could Barr be worried that a closer look at his actions and his department’s actions will reveal something he has to answer for?" https://t.co/T78ET3qYxO

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@jeffsessions

Really Jeff??? They’ve removed your spine.

What a hostage tape looking ad. You really licked some boot there son.

Are you locked in a cell? Are they shocking your nipples?

GODDAMN!

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@kenolin1 @velouria1988 Look at Mr. Pee Pants.

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@kenolin1 That’s a big 10-4 Rubber Pants.

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

I’ll take “I piss my pants for $100 Alex”. Who is, Donald Trump? “Aaaaand the Daily Double!”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Everybody knows that Trump is as crooked as a broken nose and as dumb as a fencepost. Just quit shitting around and get him the fuck out of there."

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@vanityman Fucking sickos are on the loose still.

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

Really??? We still have this kind of shit going on?

Pen State, the Women’s Olympic Team?

And many many more. Sickos are loose.

[Gary Armstrong @vanityman]

A professional referee says that disgraced doctor Richard Strauss masturbated in front of him in a shower after a wrestling match at Ohio State University, and he reported the encounter directly to Rep. Jim Jordan, who was then the assistant coach. https://t.co/On1Nv1Ffoa

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@LibsInAmerica Correction: it’s “ There’s Dildo”. Much easier to find.

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@LibsInAmerica Ya know “Where’s Waldo”?

This is his half brother “Where’s Dildo”

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@velouria1988 Yes. The half brother of “Where’s Waldo?” -(There’s Dildo) is an asshole.

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@JuddLegum The Omelette Bar was cleaned out by the trump crime family.

Toast! Toast for you!

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

UPDATE: A heavily-promoted contest to win breakfast with President Trump in New York City on September 26 was a fraud.

The "winner" of the contest did not have breakfast in Trump.

Instead, she was invited to a breakfast that Trump did not attend

https://t.co/2de4xHOcCH

[Ted Reckless @reckless_ted]

@LibsInAmerica As bad as those dumbass shades look on Roger-dodger.

[LiA @LibsInAmerica]

Prosecutor says Roger Stone lied under oath because 'the truth looked bad for Donald Trump'

https://t.co/GNqWh2rR36