zach•t

talking trash under ur breath

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

if heaven exists, i hope it’s full of every animal we ever loved running toward us again.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

every pet deserves to grow old knowing they were loved their entire life.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Can grab a McDouble and stroll around the corner to challenge the Elden Lord

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Mitch McConnell joins Senate hearing remotely.

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[✮ @areheon]

pokemon games taught an entire generation to save before saying yes to anything

[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

The fact Walmart never reverted backed to 24hrs bothers me till this day

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

Me at 30 still playing Pokemon

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Lego Island 1 (1997)

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the 4K IMAX re-release of ‘AKIRA’.

In theaters this September.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

It creeps me out, but also The Blair Witch Project is a major comfort film for me.

A trip into a forest in the middle of Autumn set during a mid-90s Halloween?

I wanna live in that.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I like jokes.

But jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands