Brett

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Steve Clarke in an interview when he’s asked why we are pish

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Going to bed: "Now of course for Scotland's chances of qualifying all that needs to happen in tonight's games is for Alan Shearer to remain bald"

Waking up:

[Bridei 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦌🦆🌲🪕 @Bridei_III]

"Brawty Ferry"

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[Gary @Gary_Poynton]

Nothing says patriotism like replacing our greatest ever captain with a yank paedophile

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Macca @xMaccaEFC]

5 weeks of Matterface an Dixon while Clive Tyldesley sits in the house is a fucking war crime, heads should roll @ITVSport

[Jack Evans @Jack_H_Evans]

"And now we go live to Lee Dixon who will provide a detailed breakdown of how much he hates being alive."

[Garby @Atlantis252]

[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]

"... And a sausage roll, please"

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Nothing says “I’ve had a bad season” quite like booting the ball into a net unchallenged in a sunny location.

[Brett @Red0258]

@NocheSinRostroX Have you ever seen one?

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Mark @MarkDickson1874]

Actually never mind. I retract every nice thing I ever said. He deserves the absolute worst mildly inconvenient traffic forever, stepping in puddles with socks on, and every shopping trolley having one wonky wheel. This is stage 2 of denial and I am thriving terribly.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

£8.5

[Hrøríkʀ @DessieSPolitics]

Meanwhile in the USA. 🤡

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Classy touch really, because he could've just gone in there and made it all about him.

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Arteta and Ben White leaving the Etihad after losing 4-0 on Sunday.