Do you like getting bit for absolutely no reason? Do you like having your personal space invaded for hours at a time? Have you ever wanted to live with an actual gremlin? Get a cat.
I’m lucky to have a job through school that I can work remotely at and still get paid. I know several friends have just lost their jobs. I have (minimal) wiggle room with each paycheck. If anyone in my network is in dire straits, send me a message and I’ll do what I can @ payday.