Courtney

good heart, soft touch, fast horse 🌞🏳️‍🌈

she/her

Link to a master list of bail funds across the country below!

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

Just need to put this out there so appropriate arrangements can be made when I die: I want my tombstone to say “Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.” with an etching of my ass on it. Thank you!

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@AbbyBuchmeyer FACTS. This feels like it could become a thesis should we do it

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

it’s fascinating to me that writing is the backbone of society (we learn everything from text!) but people seem to think it’s both 1) the easiest job in the world and 2) a job only privileged people pursue and thus shouldn’t complain about how little it pays.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. Technology and worker productivity has exploded in recent years. That transformation should benefit all, not just the few. It should create more time for friends, for family, for rest, and for relaxation.

[David Lei @davidlei]

Flaco, the Central Park Eurasian eagle-owl, perched on the conveyer belt of a large soil screening machine. I believe the Conservancy is using this machine to recycle soil materials for use in the Park.

#birds #birdwatching #nature #birdcpp

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

carnivorous plant

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@thelastadams Ooohhh well still very cool! Congrats, pal!

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@will_o_donnell Homophobic tbh

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@Remember_Sarah and @jamieloftusHELP killed tonight, and in the spirit of banana cream pies, please enjoy this absolute onion of a bop: https://t.co/DJUcZfJxVI #layers @yourewrongabout

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@thelastadams YOOOOOOOOOOOOO my FAVE. Can't wait to buy your issue!!!

[David Lei @davidlei]

Geraldine the great horned owl, resident of Central Park, New York for over 13 months and a symbol of resilience on a recent evening after flyout. (1/13)

#birds #birdwatching #nature #wildlife #birdcpp

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

#Scandoval isn’t funny but you know what is? This caption from Vox’s explainer of the whole sordid mess

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

“I need to get my mental chickens in a line,” said the woman who clearly needs to get her DUCKS in a ROW 🤦‍♀️

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

i'm screaming

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

The "not feeling confident" to "feeling like a piece of shit for not feeling confident" pipeline needs to be looked at by a skilled plumber IMMEDIATELY #CleanMyEmotionalPipesZaddy

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

@GilkeAsCharged As someone who sometimes has panic attacks when trying on pants, I decided long ago the work pants aren't for me. I'm a BBP stan, but until the proportions make sense (why are the pockets SO BIG) I will not be moved!!! I bet the pants look amazing on you, though! <3

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[Courtney @NotCourtneyC]

Harriet the Spy, a.k.a. Golly Ole Golly's "My Own Private Lesbianism"

[You Are Good @youaregoodpod]

NEW EPISODE! "You know, there’s as many ways to live as there are people in this world and each one deserves a closer look." We talk Harriet, Golly, and the gang with the incomparable @WoodyShticks! https://t.co/ApMlGjve5t