redbrown 🦥

Member @CelestineSloths

LM 🦥

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

For reference, @bryan_johnson recommends 8-9 hours of sleep every day. We recommend 20 hours of sleep for optimal laziness.

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

@CelestineSloths @zmanian LCostume

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Lazy... vibes... all... around... 🦥🦥🦥

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Save... the... date...

Sloths Discord AMA happening Wednesday the 3rd at 4PM UTC.

The Slothfather @zmanian will be present. Hibernation mode is off. Time to get active.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“They are turning the atmosphere into a toxic Piñata”

To all the people who are awake and know what’s going on - you will like this.

[Mustafa Al-Bassam @musalbas]

https://t.co/m91scdYkkG

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Every... Market... Onchain... 🦥📈

From the mind behind the The Lazy Ledger paper
the only other article you shouldn’t sleep on 💤
(so read it):

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

@CelestineSloths @celestia Lfibre

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Sloths... Love... Eating... Fibre... 🥦🦥🥬

With fibre-rich food and 1 TB/s of blockspace from @celestia, staying sloooow might no longer be possible for us >:(

Dang it.

Feels like another break from the great sleep is nearing.

In the meantime, check out the HUGE news:

[Ali @AliHabbabeh]

https://t.co/j4i6Aqb1PV

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

@fomohour Nonsense

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Stablecoins... and... Napp Layers...

Next Up on Lazy TV:
Purpose-built stablecoins, modular infrastructure,
The upcoming @noble_xyz AppLayer,

And bringing Gen-3 stablecoin distribution and liquidity to builders everywhere✨

Friday, October 31
02:00 PM UTC
Come nap with us 🦥💤

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

Leveled up in the Great Gas Reckoning with ETHGas! 💪

Legendary Jack status: 6.3908 ETH gas spent, 4000 Beans earned—supporting the Gasless Future!

Claim your Gas ID at https://t.co/ReI1IuLcUE

[Sleepagotchi 💤🦖 @sleepagotchi]

Dinos are coming to @opensea 🦖

- Free mint
- ETH mainnet
- Oct 16

Watch the trailer below👇

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Meet... The... Artist... @sadsadstory1984

Let's get cozy with Steven, the artist of @CelestineSloths, @OnchainOMies, @afterthefilter, #habitats and soon @Crushes_Art

Lazy TV - Meet... Your... Crush... Episode Highlight #1:
sk's decades long experience in game design & fashion

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

@CelestineSloths @sadsadstory1984 @OnchainOMies @afterthefilter @Crushes_Art Lazy Artist

[zmanian @zmanian]

Minted

Hyperliquid

[Crushes @Crushes_Art]

Public mint is finally open!
Tell your friends!💙💙💙
https://t.co/rBpUcspNtN

[redbrown 🦥 @RedBrown38]

@addicteddotfun FV922222

[CelestineSloths @CelestineSloths]

Unstoppable... Social... Network...
@xorasocial just got LAZY 🦥💤

We’re hanging the hammock in their hybrid social space
where voices stay free,
wallets stay simple,
and vibes stay ours,
with @celestia underneath!

Let’s slow down and take a closer look 😴👇