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Y.O.L.O

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

India's daughters have done it again! 🇮🇳🏑

Heartiest congratulations to our Women's Hockey Team on winning the FIH Hockey Women's Nations Cup. With their exceptional teamwork and determination, they have made the nation proud and inspired countless young girls to chase their dreams.

[The Nalanda Index @Nalanda_index]

Laws for tourists, freedom for locals? 🤡
If it's a No Parking Zone, then enforce the rules on everyone, not just vehicles from outside the state. Selective policing is nothing but harassment disguised as law enforcement.
Tourists are not ATMs to be exploited while locals get a free pass. Equal rules, equal penalties, equal accountability.
Stop targeting outsiders and start enforcing the law fairly. 🚨

[desi sigma @desisigma]

did you know the penalty for driving without a valid puc certificate can go up to ₹10,000?

my puc had expired, but i had to travel for a friend's wedding. i thought i'd find a puc centre on the way and get it renewed. bad idea.

just after crossing the toll booth, traffic police stopped me. first licence, then puc. i did the usual drama of checking every pocket and document folder, but he smiled and said, "sir, i already checked online. it's expired."

i told him it had expired just a day ago. he said, "still have to pay the fine."

then came the interesting part.
"should i put the fine online?" he asked.

i assumed it would be ₹500-1000 and said okay. he started entering details on his phone, then looked up and asked again, "should i put the fine online or do you want to pay here?"

that's when i finally understood the question.

a ₹200 note quietly changed hands. my licence came back. i drove away.

for the rest of the journey i kept wondering whether i had done the right thing. was saving a few hundred rupees worth it? what if another cop stopped me?

when i got home, i checked the actual penalty online.
₹10,000.
for forgetting to renew a puc.

and the worst part,
the next morning i went to renew it. the centre didn't even test my car properly. they just issued the certificate and sent me off.

a system where the fine is ₹10,000 but the compliance check itself is often a formality doesn't feel like pollution control. it feels like a big scam.

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Justice Denied Since 1988 - When will the system wake up? 😔

A heartbreaking video from Maihar, Madhya Pradesh, has left social media users emotional and angry. Mr. Tripathi, an elderly man, claims he has been fighting since 1988 against the alleged illegal encroachment of his land.

For nearly 38 years, he says he has been running from one government office to another, yet his case remains unresolved.

The incident has reignited concerns about corruption, bureaucratic delays, and the struggles faced by common citizens in India's justice system.

[Atul Kumar Mishra @TheAtulMishra]

If you’re a #Swiggy ONE BLCK member, you get a ₹75 coupon whenever an order misses its assured delivery time.

I’ve collected quite a few of these.

The old system was simple:

• Order placed • Restaurant confirms • Swiggy sets an assured delivery time • Delayed by even a minute → ₹75 coupon

Now comes the innovation:

• Order placed • Restaurant never confirms • So no assured delivery time is set • A rider is still assigned • The food still arrives • But since no timer ever started, the order can never be late • And since it’s never late, there’s no ₹75 coupon.

Remarkable.

I’m cancelling my ONE BLCK membership in appreciation of this elegant solution.

Screenshot evidence in the next tweet.

[Bibhav @bibhav_raj]

Even after showing my virtual DL to constable Mr. Khema Ram at Mayur vihar metro station on 6th June he denied that virtual DL is not acceptable and fined 7000rs for driving without DL. He wanted to settle this but I denied.
Vehicle no. DL3CCX7514.
@dtptraffic @CMODelhi

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

When a major media outlet uses an AI video to magnify the Cockroach Janta Party protest crowd a hundred times over, it crosses the line from news reporting into psychological manipulation.

Deleting it is not enough; @DainikBhaskar must issue a public apology.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

🚨 SHOCKING VIDEO FROM JANTAR MANTAR

FEMALE REPORTER : "Why you are raising slogans in supoort of Umar Khalid? This protest was meant to focus on students and examinations?" 😳

Cockroach Janta Party Supporter : "Did Umar Khalid R*pe you?"

[trramesh @trramesh]

Hey @BJP4TamilNadu ! Has any one from your party filed any cases before High Court to remove the 70+ year illegal presence of Executive Officers of @tnhrcedept in Hindu temples? Have you said anything about removing govt control from Hindu temples in your election manifesto? Are you a party in the xx Tirupparankundram Deepam case?

இந்துக்களுக்கு விரோதமாக இயங்குபவர்களைப் பார்த்து “கண்டிக்கிறோம்” என்று சொல்வதற்கு எதற்கு ஒரு தேசியக் கட்சி?

தமிழகக் கோயில் நலன்களைக் காக்க இதுவரை நீங்கள் கிழித்தது என்ன?

[K.Annamalai @annamalai_k]

An Important Announcement https://t.co/IcEnfaZGRK

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Punishment across the world for govt servants for dereliction of duty, corruption or inefficiency

China - Dismissal with Jail or Death
Singapore - Dismissal and Jail
US - Dismissal, Fine and Jail
Europe - Dismissal and Fine

India - Transfer, promotion, increment and pension

[Arnab Ray @greatbong]

Why are people offended by proto Elamite imagery during IPL final half time show?

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

@ideamanii He belongs to everyone but he was deeply rooted in our spiritual heritage.

Can anyone deny that Jesus came from the Jewish rabbinic tradition? Tiruvalluvar came from the dharmic tradition. He taught vegetarianism which is literally known as "saivam" சைவம் in Tamil..

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

@Vairamuthu It is such a fraudulent thing to claim that Tiruvalluvar is not Hindu. This attempt to deny our own spiritual heritage must be fought.

[SagasofBharat (talesbymiirabelle) @SagasofBharat]

Audrey doesn't know:
1. The largest IVC site is Rakhigarhi still located In India.

2. Oldest IVC site is Bhirrana

3. No of IVC sites in India - 925
No of IVC sites in Pakistan- 475

Are facts inconvenient for Christian conversion mafias? Maybe, but that's not our problem.

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

It's funny how we have mastered the process of beaming 4k quality movie prints via satellite to theaters across India, securely, on the day of release, but we need to take the help of Air Force and Navy to do the same for exam question papers?

Also if for everthing we need to take the help of the armed forces, then why do we need a civilian bereaucracy larger than the population of Belgium?

[Shashank Shekhar Jha @shashank_ssj]

Shocking that Kwality Walls was allowed to sell ice-cream with palm oil instead of milk in India.

From 2027, it’ll finally launch actual ice cream made from milk.

But - Shame on you, @fssaiindia for letting us eat the garbage for decades.

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

घुसपैठ और अन्य कारणों से Unnatural Demographic Change किसी भी राष्ट्र के वर्तमान व भविष्य के लिए एक बहुत बड़ी चुनौती है।

इसी चुनौती ���े निपटने के लिए 15 अगस्त 2025 को प्रधानमंत्री @narendramodi जी ने ‘High-Level Committee on Demographic Change’ की घोषणा की थी। मुझे बताते हुए हर्ष हो रहा है कि सरकार ने इस कमिटी का गठन कर लिया है।

जस्टिस प्रकाश प्रभाकर नावलेकर (सेवानिवृत्त) की अध्यक्षता में बनी इस कमिटी में जनगणना आयुक्त के साथ श्री दुर्गा शंकर मिश्रा (Retd IAS), श्री बालाजी श्रीवास्तव (Retd IPS) और डॉ. शमिका रवि समिति के सदस्य होंगे। संयुक्त सचिव (Foreigners-I), गृह मंत्रालय, इस समिति के सदस्य सचिव होंगे।

Demographic Change हमारी संप्रभुता के साथ ही राष्ट्रीय सुरक्षा, कानून व्यवस्था, सामाजिक संरचना में गंभीर बदलाव और जनजातीय समाज के संरक्षण से जुड़ी एक गंभीर समस्या है। यह कमिटी, अवैध प्रवास और अन्य असामान्य कारणों से पूरे भारत में हो रहे demographic changes का व्यापक मूल्यांकन करेगी और धार्मिक एवं सामाजिक समुदायों के स्तर पर असामान्य जनसंख्या परिवर्तनों के pattern का विश्लेषण करेगी तथा इसका सुनियोजित और समयबद्ध समाधान प्रस्तुत करेगी।

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

BOLSHEVISM is
• Squatting on & refusing to vacate
• Claiming someone else’s land as yours
• Expecting taxpayers to subsidise you
• Rent free tenancy

CAPITALISM is
• Land owners asserting their property rights
• tenants paying market rates

[Anand T Prasad @itisatp]

Anna, don’t write letter to the PM. If the issue gets resolved, Modi will take the credit

Instead, speak to Rahul Gandhi & ask him to tell DK Shivakumar to shut up.

Share a photo of your call with Rahul Gandhi we’ll upload it on Instagram with mass BGM 💥

Raavana mavan da 💥💥