E J

you underestimated greatly

[E J @redd__dead]

I come on Twitter to say what doesn’t need to be said, just to say it

[E J @redd__dead]

Love this @kevinlove. For your next trip to the moon, here’s the greatest Larry Bird highlight video to ever exist:

https://t.co/r9erlTYSxh

[TypedKid @TypedKid]

Richard Jefferson was completely stunned after Kevin Love casually admitted that his favorite pastime is getting baked and throwing on old-school basketball highlights

"Every now and then I get super high and just watch Larry Bird highlights... And if I get completely blasted, I'll put on the early '90s games"

[E J @redd__dead]

Goldilocks told me I’m just the right amount of autistic

[E J @redd__dead]

6’5”, full head of hair, a little money in my pocket. I shower regularly.

I know the city of San Francisco hates to see me coming

[E J @redd__dead]

THROW MY MONEY UP GOIN BLUE ON BLUE

[E J @redd__dead]

There’s been crazier technical shots, but given the circumstance Federer’s tweener against Djokovic in 2009 was insane.

It’s the semifinals of the US Open and it set up match point to straight set sweep Novak……casually hits a tweener cross court winner. Dick on your face

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

What's the craziest tennis shot you've ever seen ??

[E J @redd__dead]

All weekend various people guessed my age to be 27/28. A thrilling experience for my 31 year old ass.

It only took a FaceTime with my 2 year old niece to ruin that ego boost by calling me grandpa a hundred times.

[E J @redd__dead]

Both.

This is the best ever version of the ‘trust the process’ Sixers & the Celtics dumped Porzingis and Jrue (& added no bench depth) thinking this year would be a gap year. You’re hoping Tatum is 100% after <12months.

Sixers are talented & Celtics have a very shallow roster.

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

I can’t tell if the sixers are good or if the celtics aren’t that special

[E J @redd__dead]

Tell me why the reaction is always disappointment? I get that you want money to buy whatever, but you said you’re “starving”. Well I just handed you 21g of protein for only 180 calories.

BITCH EAT UP AND THANK ME FOR THE MACROS. THAT SHIT WILL FILL YOU UP.

[E J @redd__dead]

Living in any city, you’ll see homeless people begging for money. Saw it across NYC/Boston/LA/PVD and now Dallas. Just tonight a guy says “I’m starving, help me”.

If I’ve got change or a few bills I’ll give it, but I rarely carry money.

What do I always carry? A protein bar.

[E J @redd__dead]

@crookedceltic Because people don’t know ball. Bunch of certified yappers and trolls commenting on the game these days. Best two way player in the world

[E J @redd__dead]

for free

[` @schiz04renic]

how do you manage stress ??

[E J @redd__dead]

ANYYYYYYWWAAAAYYYYYYYYY

[E J @redd__dead]

Woke up to this same girl crying while going through my phone…..

Life lesson: drink on St. Patrick’s Day

[E J @redd__dead]

Pretty much every St. Patrick’s Day weekend since I was 18 was a beer and narcotics bender.

Yesterday I went on a date with someone who “didn’t know people actually celebrated St. Patrick’s Day”. We had a picnic in an arboretum.

Hard to describe the point in life that I’m at

[E J @redd__dead]

God never made a motherfucker as stubborn as me

[E J @redd__dead]

Conversation at a client dinner (me & ~10 associates):

Me: “That reminds me of living in NYC during the pandemic.”

Client: “You lived in NYC during the pandemic? I was in high school…”

Them in unison: Yeah I was in high school still.

My 30 year old dumbass in that moment:

[E J @redd__dead]

Fuck Elf on Shelf, every household in America needs a mini Rick Pitino on their mantle reciting this speech every morning. WAKE UP PUSSY

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

This shit gave me goosebumps.

[E J @redd__dead]

(I enjoyed the picnic)

[E J @redd__dead]

Pretty much every St. Patrick’s Day weekend since I was 18 was a beer and narcotics bender.

Yesterday I went on a date with someone who “didn’t know people actually celebrated St. Patrick’s Day”. We had a picnic in an arboretum.

Hard to describe the point in life that I’m at

[E J @redd__dead]

Things I could never tweet before moving to Texas: I’ve gotten multiple sunburns during Lent

[E J @redd__dead]

Wow, did you see Jaxson Hayes’ dunk contest highlights from last night?