Smitty

i am a cat, just like you!!

not from around here...

((Mewgenics parody OC))

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

(📌)
"За все, за все спасибо. За войну,
За революцию и за изгнанье.
За равнодушно — светлую страну,
Где мы теперь "влачим существованье".

Нет доли сладостней — все потерять."

|| Account Intro Thread

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@stoaticorekitty my, well it would be a shame to not have had that opportunity to meet you in person; but the desert is a vast place, so it was sadly bound to happen.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

things have been more quieter lately have they not?

i suppose now is good of a time as any to do some "errands" while everything is more... subdued.

[Radical Rat ？ ？ @Radi1calRat]

[Somewhere else.]

[Radical rises from the ground. His head hurts. He doesn't know where he is. The ground is... Clouds?]

Fuckin'-

[He sees somebody. They look like a rat. He walks over. They look... Familiar. Very familiar. It's her.]

...Momma? MOMMA?!

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

oh, why i appreciate this, thank you stranger.

i will enjoy this treat fondly.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@TheNotAJester i have not the slightest clue what you mean. what is a canadian.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

please excuse the lack of my usual musing the past day, been rather preoccupied with some... unpleasant individuals.

it has since been sorted out, so expect activities here to return back to normal.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@TheNotAJester it sure sounds right coming from the likes of you. i could compare you to those vermin but that would be too much an insult to something i can easily crush between my paws.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@TheNotAJester oh, these pests have been rather bothersome for me for a while now. i highly doubt you could have done anything meaningful to put them in their place.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@TheNotAJester i can most assure you; these individuals were not in any sense involved with you. but they have been dealt with accordingly.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries from my understanding there is, but i do not know about what this "festivity" is.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@MissDixiexoxo you obviously do not need that much money.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@kittybonesbyuk question, how did you end up there in the first place?

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries a shoulder and hip replacement. you are rather nosy you know? there is a saying for people like you where i come from, "if you know too much, you will get old very quickly".

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries you are a rather perplexing individual paige... most perplexing indeed...

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries well i had surgery due to joint injuries, so of course i would set one off.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries at least have the common decency to not spread lies about me. i do not do such things towards you afterall.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@reddawn3084 I'm not a goat. I ate trash and things that lived in the trash. I guess it spiraled into giving me some sort of immunity.

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@PaigeIndustries are you sure you are not secretly a goat rather than a racoon? i find it hard to understand how you are able to do such things...

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@MyLatestInvent @PaigeIndustries that is... not how that works at all...

[Smitty @reddawn3084]

@endless__misery i do not even know what to say to this... this is a physical place???