Tifanic

Blasphemuffle the Trash Cat, Firm advocate of the Oxford comma, Colorblind Fool

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Britain: “Colour”
America: “Color”
Me: “[REDACTED]

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I had so much free time to read by candlelight during this huge blackout, and I couldn’t even update my Goodreads. What a sick joke

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Dekus are here, we’re so fucking back!!! #echoesofwisdom

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My tv is definitely listening to me, cause only I would watch an entire 30 second skippable ad for the Scripps National Spelling Bee

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@ThatOneN3rd_ It says “Remove Card”

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Boomers really do make forgetting their glasses everyone else’s problem except their own

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Yeah, I’m ACAB. All Colors Are Beige

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She Mickey on my D’s till I nugg

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Two tourists in Egypt pass gas at exactly the same time, call that a Toot-In-Common

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@flanaganfilm Reading them right now for the first time. I’m so excited for that tv series, it’s all I can imagine as I’m reading!

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I bet if you built a hydroelectric plant on Margaret Thatcher’s grave, you could probably power all of Ireland

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Normalize treating retail workers like they aren’t being paid to be nice to you and pretend to be interested in your 4 trips to rehab and how your wife was gonna finally divorce you this time and take the kids and the only person who knows now is your CVS cashier

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I apologize for the person I have become after experiencing Barbenheimer, and I will continue to remain this way

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Barbenheimer has left me emotionally devastated and drained. I will not recover

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I really hope I need a talking to after rehearsal cause my mic was still on backstage and I kept saying “uh oh, stinky”

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Me when I woke up and Canada’s on fire again

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Just saw a guy at books a million absolutely RIZZING this girl up detailing the plot of Maze Runner

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I hope the Academy votes on the Oscars via Signup Genius

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Next time they ask for my ID at a bar I’m gonna whip this out

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@abtothecav Me too!!! I was chuckling and I was very tense when Kang was on screen, what more could I ask for

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That rotten tomatoes critics score for Quantumania is literally a joke. What do you expect from a movie taking place in the Quantum Realm? No CGI effects at all. I’m convinced they didn’t actually watch it

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@ThatOneN3rd_ I mean I really liked it. Most complaints I’ve seen are somewhere between too much cgi, not enough antman, and bad comedic relief. But it’s by no means the worst marvel movie by any standards.