Kris

Good sir by daylight, questionable decision-maker by moonlight.
Seeker of fine banter, questionable adventures, and someone who can make mine heart skip a beat

[out of context clips that go hard 💀 @savageclipss]

Grandpa was not ready at all😱😂

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@KylaYeseno20nn It was going alright, but then you showed up looking like that and completely stole the spotlight 😉

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@KylaYeseno20nn 52kg, yet thou hast somehow managed to make gravity lose its composure.52kg of trouble, and not a single ounce of mercy for the hearts of men 😏🔥💙

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

Born to chill, forced to survive.
Apparently, my life came with a free trial of peace and I forgot to cancel the subscription.
#Adulting #Relatable #Sarcasm #LifeLately #SendHelp

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@saniyafatma1278 10 years sober—that’s genuinely something to be proud of. ❤️ I respect the strength it must have taken. Here’s to plenty of good times, laughter, and making wonderful memories without needing a drink 😊

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@heyitsellab Good morrow, fair lady! In that pink attire, thou art a feast most tempting—methinks I’ve found my favourite course. 😉🌹💗

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@sweetfallonlove Two big reasons? Darling, you’ve got my curiosity dangerously high… I think I’ll need a closer look before I give my verdict 😏🔥❤️

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@dancallum11 Indeed, fair lady, ’tis a view so fine, mine eyes have quite forgotten thy top! 🙈🤍😉

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@emarb444 Fair lady, thy brown-clad curves have quite undone me; methinks Cupid himself hath taken aim at mine heart. 🤳👀😏🤎

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@fallonsohot Easy 10/10… I’m just deducting points for making me nervous 😏🔥🤍

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@Vikingbarbie Rock hard deals in the freezer section? Sounds like I’d better come take a closer look… and maybe warm things up a bit 👀😉🔥🤍

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@itsashhcashhh Indeed, fair lady, ’tis a view so fine, mine eyes have quite forgotten the scenery! 🙈🤍❤️

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

Charleen Weiss IG 22nd Sept 2024
Stunning in every sense - do you agree?

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@powdermouse_ Eyes upon the road, fair lady, lest yon green top and thy beauty conspire to make a fool of every passerby 🤳👀💚😉

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@AlexAnn98 Fair maiden, thou dost run as though the wind itself were smitten by thee. Yet beware—each stride doth make it harder still for me to look away.💚🤳👀😉

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@itsellabailey What peeks beneath those crimson knickers bright?❤️👀
A sight that steals both reason and delight!

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@saniyafatma1278 Shall I accept thy beauty? How could I say no,When Venus herself might blush beneath thy light?
Thy smile outshines the stars that softly glow, And turns the darkest gym into delight.
So yes, dear lady, let the answer be clear:thou ask me twice, I fear
My heart may simply melt 😉

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@offdutybecca Only if you promise to handcuff me with a smile, officer 👀😏🚔🖤

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@Bluelightbabezx Absolutely—although I’m not sure my heart rate will survive the rescue 😏❤️‍🔥💚🖤

[Kris @reddwarf6969]

@charming__ale Good morrow, fair lady! May thy day be filled with laughter, charm, and a little mischief besides. 🌹☀️😉