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[Jett @redevilbruno]

Meanwhile United are still running out players who were here when Van Gaal was manager.
If that doesn’t tell you everything about the lack of ambition at board level, nothing will.

[Baron @ahm_BaronZubby]

🚨 Phil Foden is the ONLY player still in the Manchester City's team from 2017-18 season. 🌟

𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝. 🩵

[Orji @Julietrhem]

Hey @grok remove the safest country from the picture...!!!

[Shidah k @Rashidah45]

Quick reminder 👌
Good evening ladies and gentlemen 🫠

[♥نور♥ @sarabdultx]

صل علي النبي❤️
اللهم صلِّ وسلم وبارك على نبينا محمد ﷺ🌹

[Meg @MegOfficiall]

Flight Attendant: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but we need your seat. A billionaire just paid $2 million to have the entire row to himself.”

Me: “He paid $2 million for three seats?”

Flight Attendant: “Yes, ma’am. He says he doesn’t want anyone sitting near him.”

Me: “That’s unfortunate.”

Flight Attendant: “I’m really sorry. We’ll move you to another seat.”

Me: “No.”

The flight attendant looked uncomfortable.

Flight Attendant: “Ma’am, please. He’s a very important passenger.”

Me: “So am I.”

She hesitated.

Flight Attendant: “Are you saying you won’t move?”

Me: “Correct.”

A man in a designer suit appeared from the first-class cabin.

Richard: “What’s the problem?”…

[Gift @gifttyk]

“MY BOSS OFFERED ME $2.7 MILLION TO STRIP FOR HIM. THEN HE SHOWED ME WHO HAD REALLY PAID HIM.”

My boss closed the office door and placed an envelope on his desk.

Boss: “I’ll give you $2.7 million if you come to my office every morning for a month and do exactly what I ask.”

I stared at him.

Me: “Are you serious?”

Boss: “Completely.”

I laughed because I thought he was testing me.

Then he pushed a contract across the desk.

Boss: “Nobody has to know.”

[Trending Snap @trendingsnap]

Dua lipa's hand position👀......

[Emmanuel @zara_praise]

The smartest glasses ever made.

[Meg @MegOfficiall]

Employees: “We’ve all been promised promotions for two years. If nobody gets promoted this month, we’re leaving!”

Manager: “You’re all serious about leaving?”

Employee: “Absolutely.”

Another employee nodded.

Employee: “We’ve been doing the work of managers while being paid like entry-level staff.”

Employee: “Some of us have trained new employees, managed projects, handled clients, and worked weekends without getting a single promotion.”

The manager listened without interrupting.

Then he stood up.

Manager: “Fine.”

Everyone expected him to argue.

Instead, he walked to the conference-room door and locked it.

Employee: “Why did you lock the door?”

Manager: “Because you’re finally going to hear the truth.”

He placed a thick folder on the table….

[🎀 @_Succeeder]

“He’s just a friend.”

Put that mf on speaker and tell him you’re horny😂😎.

[Tife ❤️🎙️ @D_GreatTife1]

we used to call it “pussy cat” when we were young. now they had to remove the word “pússy” because yall successfully converted it into something sexual

[Sagesse🧌 @Sagesseej]

If your life was a movie, what genre would it be ?

[†Brytó 🤙🏿 @itsbryt_]

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Reports claim Michael Carrick feels disappointed with the transfer window Manchester United had.

And honestly why shouldn't he?

With zero reinforcements to the defense, how far can we actually go this season ??

[†Brytó 🤙🏿 @itsbryt_]

🚨 The Lewis Hall saga —

Reports suggest Newcastle refused to lose another key player after selling several stars, largely due to fan sentiment.

Had United acted earlier, they may have had a better chance.

Instead, we stalled and now only have Luke Shaw at LB.

[†Brytó 🤙🏿 @itsbryt_]

Enzo Fernández: “I always dreamed to be in a club as big as Manchester City”.

Chelsea catch your sub 😂

[BIG TY.‼️ @heiskoco2]

Shake that a*s for the mutuals 😁

[DTA @BeLikeDta]

Nah from one the released song we go know the title of our next album.

[Ayomide @Ayomidey6k]

Old age teaches you that time is the one thing money can never buy back.

[𝗗𝗧𝗔 @_BeLikeIdayat]

The kain money wey no go make my parents complain about my lifestyle 🤲🏿😭

[Enomoy🦇🦇🦇 @Enomoy001]

Incase you don't know according to the bible pulling out comes with a death sentence 💀🥶👀

[𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓪 @fw_tyla]

Realizing that you have no choice but to accept it and continuing to live...