eferg

tell ur mom i said hi

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on

[tuna @Art_hropod]

The number is getting too big lets do another jesus soon

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

25 is the new 0 years old

[eferg @redfergsgrow]

what the hell are you talking about

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Hey mom I know you’re very busy getting ready to host Thanksgiving but I’m hungover can you bring a diet Coke up to my room?

[eferg @redfergsgrow]

hangover so bad you start calling in bomb threats to the bar

[ash taylor?! 📀 is on bsky 🦋 @estroBiologist]

it's that easy

[eferg @redfergsgrow]

oil spill.

[۟ @peanutbustr]

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

No idea if Trump is dying or not, more fun to just kinda roll with the possibility. Worst case scenario, he's still alive...that was already our reality like an hour ago

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[tied to the railroad tracks] haha hear that you fucking idiot? that’s the rescue train

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

please don’t say j*b, g*rlfriend, or em*tional intelligence around me

[marina @bloodmajicks]

when will somebody love me for my volatile and erratic behavior

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I could get addicted to pretty much anything because I’m a passionate person