Restaurant staffing situation is so fucked I’m running shifts buried in the kitchen with two actual children at the front counter like I’m an immigrant small business owner
Or deliver alcohol just before liquor stores close in a state with statutory liquor store closing laws and separate liquor stores inside of grocery stores. When the dumbfuck you’re delivering to doesn’t have their ID, and you can’t return to the store before close, the system won’t understand (the grocery store is still open), you’ll contact support, and they’ll tell you to “safely dispose” of the products.
@jiveb0mber I’ll do this some other time. I was too drunk to remember what twitter spaces are. I couldn’t figure out what a space pussy was. Also I was doing my laundry and hanging out with my friends
Didn’t do cardio for a full day and went stark raving mad. Contemplated going homeless. Texted everyone. Freaked out. I’m going to be one very odd, mean old man when I get too old for the bicycle.
A bit over a year ago I applied for a grant from the National Alternative Lifestyles Fund (put an application in at Arby’s) and now, as a 20 year old man, I live part time in a marijuana grow operation, sleep in a loft bed, and ride an adult tricycle around town.