Torrid Disorder

writer of dry science documents. loves cooking, woodworking, and sometimes running. I have no idea what I’m doing. -she/her

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Emilyzne @thejackhopkins It’s the possibility of the SAVE act becoming law. The goal is to stop women from voting. If you don’t have a current passport, get one.

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

I was at the post office and someone at the back of the line said “do you mind if I skip to the front? I just need to mail a package” and the bravest man in the world said “do you think we’re all here for fun?”

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Peril_in_Pink I did the same today.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@grace_panetta He wants loud and angry because that’s what feeds him. You don’t put out a fire by waving your arms around it, you deny it oxygen.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Peril_in_Pink @amandakegs And it’s not even just going to be the trump-supporting young men. E’s boyfriend is a nice kid. He was dismissive of her worries about P2025 yesterday. Oh honey, maybe don’t try that with my baby. FAFO.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Peril_in_Pink @amandakegs I was talking about it with my two 16-year old daughters last night and they both smirked and said that they, and many many of their friends, are going 4B on this. Just in case, we’re getting OBGYN appointments scheduled.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

Well, the orange idiot has returned. My cat, I mean. Also trump but that’s not the specific orange idiot I was talking about. I have successfully returned all of my cats to their safe, indoor places. Probably should take my drunk ass to bed now that I have mitigated my mistake.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

If you need me, I’m sitting in my front step, waiting for my idiot cat to wander home to my drunk, idiot ass.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@shiftedshaped Appreciate it. I’m sure he’s enjoying a walkabout. Not like I was going to get any sleep anyway.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

Well now I have gone and made today worse by getting drunk and letting my fucking cat escape the house.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

I didn’t even pick up the bottle when my mom died. I’ll grieve alone tonight with this bottle of whiskey. Tomorrow, the fight begins anew.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@terrancesavery Literally took a screen shot of said college friend’s post and sent it to another friend with an eye roll emoji YOU NAILED THAT

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@ItsTheBrandi Sending you love. I did cry as I fed my ballot into the machine.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Please understand that this platform is about to become the very least reliable source of information in the aggregate if Trump starts losing tomorrow.

Coup Two requires people to feel "robbed" and Musk is going to go into overdrive making the MAGAs feel that.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Angry_Staffer Kind of pissed, actually. I was SO excited for 2016 and the possibility of the first Madam President. I hope the election goes our way tomorrow but I’m so nervous. Election excitement is now election anxiety. I feel like I’m missing the moment.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

I think we all have some election anxiety, PTSD, feelings, all of it. Please take a moment away from doomscrolling to enjoy a sweet photo of my rescue mama cat in a snuggle sandwich with two of her “babies.” Drink some water, nibble some crackers, it will probably all be ok.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

I don’t need a barometer or the NWS to tell me our weather tomorrow is fucked… I have four cats who have spent the day committing acts of TREASON. One of them just flying ninja kicked me out of nowhere. PREPARE FOR WEATHER DISASTER, MSP.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

Actual footage of me today mitigating a work crisis. And a stupid dad problem. And a parent meeting for robotics. And maybe a snowstorm tomorrow.

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Peril_in_Pink I mean SEXY because fat fingers

[Torrid Disorder @redhot_mess]

@Peril_in_Pink SECY