Ana Hawthorne

I'm just here for the food.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

Hey #21pilots singer. My granddaughter Madelyn really wants you to know that in your song Stressed Out, when you sing "good old days" it sounds like you're saying "good dolk days." Now she will consent to have her bath.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@conoromc Most Trumpsters are leaving FB and moving to Parler, where they can sit around all day spouting conspiracy theories without being moderated. The grand exodus is being planned for 11/13. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@conoromc I mean...

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@conoromc I'm so proud of my boy.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Wishing you well, Louie! And thank you for standing with millions of women who don’t want you coming between them and decisions they make with their doctor. How about this: you stay out of their doctor’s office and we stay out of yours.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

All we need is Kendall Jenner to show up with a Pepsi and this shitshow of a week will be complete. #BLM #MyWhitePrivilege

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@davidmweissman Email Interim Police Chief Jay Wiggins at [email protected] and ask for the immediate arrest of Travis McMichael and Gregory McMichael for the murder of #AmaudArbery. Simple and the more people that do it, the greater the impact.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

If you are as incensed as I am about the murder of #AhmaudArbery and want to help, email Interim Police Chief Jay Wiggins at [email protected] and ask for the immediate arrest of Travis McMichael and Gregory McMichael for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

Somewhere between Trump tweeting journalists should give back their "Noble prizes" and Trump deleting those tweets... there's some poor bastard who has to tell him that 1) Again, it's spelled "Nobel" and 2) journalists win Pulitzer Prizes not Nobel Prizes. I worry about that guy.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

Excited my husband brought home ice cream. But apparently it is pistachio and now I'm just a little bit dead inside. #CoronaDivorce

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@Jamieboothhair so proud of you for standing up for yourself, your family, and your clients. You can not cut my hair anytime! #stayhomeGA

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

Some.of you have never played with glitter and it shows. Stay home.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

Trips to @Target and @Walmart have become family outings. Why are they not enforcing #onecartoneperson? They're putting their employees at risk. Not acceptable.

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

I feel like Samuel Jackson needs to record another audiobook since "Go the F*ck to Sleep" was such a success. We can call this one "Stay the F*ck at Home."

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A young white man with a MAGA hat shouting "build the wall" in front of the Lincoln Memorial at a Native American elder who served in Vietnam has broken irony in our political discourse for all time.

#CovingtonCatholic

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

MICHELLE OBAMA: I will never forgive Trump for endangering my family with his birther accusations.

TRUMP: Well, I'll never forgive Obama for what he did to our military... wait, is that rain?

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@RoverDotCom, client refuses medical care for their dog despite vet advice. Sitter left to deal with sick dog for days until owner decides to euthanize. You REFUND client sitter fees against your own policy, but sitter is stuck with bills for international cell phone calls?

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@roverdogcom, client refuses medical care for their dog despite vet advice. Sitter left to deal with sick dog for days until owner decides to euthanize. You REFUND client sitter fees against your own policy, but sitter is stuck with bills for international cell phone calls?

[Ana Hawthorne @redinkkat]

@roverdotcom, client refuses medical care for their dog, despite veterinary advice, and left the dog to die with the traumatized sitter. You refunded the client against your own refund policy, but are sticking the sitter with bills for international calls to the client. Really?

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Twitter 2009.

I like apples.
I like pears.
That’s cool.
Yeah.

Twitter 2018.

I like apples.
So you’re anti pears then.
No, I just prefer apples.
So you hate pears.
I never said that.
Fucking pear hater.
I don’t hate pears!
Yes you do. You make me sick. Scum.