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@pre_historic @histories_arch 🙄

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@OldSchool80s Who's that, second from left, back row?

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@007 'Hiss off!'

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@HELENLOVE123 @DDiamondclub Luvvit 😆

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@HELENLOVE123 I worked in Palembang in 2008 😆 Everyone wears one in the streets. EVERYONE! It's the LAW.

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@VonPip @HELENLOVE123 @ricardoautobahn @kevonhissoapbox Fabeaux! Fabber than fab.

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Note to teachers: No, they are not adults. No, pretending not to hear does not make you groovy. Yes, they do need discipline, not just your reminder to visit the loo. Do your job.

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Congratulations to #leicestercollege students and teachers for their uniquely appalling performance at today's performance of #macbeth at the #globetheatre - especially during the 'Tomorrow' speech.

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@MattChorley @timesradio

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@mattchorley Not so sure it should be 'Can Sue Gray get to No.10'. Perhaps 'Can No. 10 get to Sue Gray'?

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@mattchorley Not so sure it should be 'Can Sue Gray get to No.10'. Perhaps 'Can No. 10 get to Sue Gray'?

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@jayrayner1 If you're a fan of Indomie you should try to get your mitts on this little firecracker - Indomie with CRUNCH. 'Ayam geprek' means smashed chicken, hugely popular in Indonesia a couple of years back.

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@HELENLOVE123 @ilovealcopop ...it will be Spring in 14 weeks and everything will be OK. Never, hever truer or more hopeful words.

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@CyklingCarrier Hi! Failed to reach you on WA. Is your Premium Bike Bag still available?

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@HELENLOVE123 Was he Scottish and a former member of "The Regiment", currently advising rappers on security?

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@AdamBuxton Bet she really knows how to look after her hubs!

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@HELENLOVE123 Yeah...

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@EdwynCollins @YouTube It's brill-tastic!

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Pakistan! I win I win I win! https://t.co/sOytPLDYXA

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So the USA has the largest number of #english speakers, and India is no.2. Which #country is no.3? #wxifactoids #indonesia @ivnsini

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@WXIndonesia Pakistan!