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fork through the brain would fix some people

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for all you folks who told me I was uncool because I tweet? Wait till the Zombie apocalypse comes and i lock you in the basement

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contemplating a new tweet account where I just randomly drop curse words for the hell of

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I haven't even had to turn my teacher evil up past 3 1/2 yet. Just wait till they push hard HAHAAHAAHAHAA

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week one down and week two in full swing

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always worry about a man in comfortable pants

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@_Chickie either don't wear a dress or don't wear shoes - man answer

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i am knee deep in inspiration today, crazy takes a back seat

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ordered another pound of gunpowder green tea, yummy for my BELLY

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RT @_Chickie: ”If I were a lion & you were a tuna, I’d swim to the middle of the ocean and eat you. Then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

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i am back, let the tweet pain begin

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@calipidder Do not listen to shane. The look in the Judge's face when he sees the plane ticket is going to tell it all

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@_Chickie Drove I10 from El Paso to Los Cruces NM recently, there is nothing good about I10

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if i can find where i hid the jar of insanity I hid in June for just this occassion

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Crawling out of my cave and getting ready to turn the crazy all the way up to 11

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@ShinerBeer My inlaws are Czech, I believe it

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Anthony Bourdain is f'in heeelarious

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@ShinerBeer I am celebrating with a Black Lager,

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hotdogs and pizza in the same day, no way the missus can compete against me with the dirt urchins

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@_Chickie it was all the pickle fork talk that got me started reading your blog