Franco Anaconda

Dad, programmer, teacher, college lecturer, ski instructor, musician, tech evangelist.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@WIRED What a sick puppy.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@nypost Sounds all great but one day Garret, Marc, et al, will want to cash out and sell to private equity. Where all these changes go right out the window.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@washingtonpost If Wisconsin primaries were the same as Groundhog Day, then it’s at least six more years of GOP rule.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@Tesla Delighted to try and keep my streaks but two things. 1) please don’t drive onto private property when parking. 2) ya gotta catch ALL speed limit signs CORRECTLY. Other than that, i still upgrade my fsd rating from marvel, to wonderwork.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@TheAthletic I know I can say that videos prove refs wrong, especially when it counts. But no one has leaned from it. So why bother watching these games that feels so prearranged. Y’all should hire Vince McMahon. It would feel more honest. #imout

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@FIFAWorldCup I know I can say that videos prove refs wrong, especially when it counts. But no one has leaned from it. So why bother watching games that feel so prearranged. Y’all should hire Vince McMahon. It would feel more honest.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@FIFAWorldCup Refs still suck after all these decades. And England still has the best actors in all of Europe.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@FIFAWorldCup I asked AI if fifa is economically fair. “FIFA’s model is effectively a giant wealth-transfer mechanism: it socializes the massive costs and risks onto local taxpayers, while completely privatizing the multi-billion dollar profits for itself and its corp partners.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@FIFAWorldCup England your acting tricks and theatrics won’t get you past Argentina. 😂

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@Monica55dzrh Stay only if you have some sort of psychosis. Sorry I meant religion. The other reason to stay is to show the world what wussy you are. Sorry I meant good husband.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@FIFAWorldCup Too bad the loser of every match is ALWAYS playing agains the refs too.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@RossyPrime Only a bunch of bozos would waste time on a question like this. Makes my brain a little Krusty. My buddy Ronald (who’s such a Joker) also feels the same way.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@MorePerfectUS have you thought of doing a story on mortgage loan servicing companies? I opine they are mostly shady corps that super understaff themselves, making it difficult for customers to solve simple problems. Stupid way to get foreclosed. I’ll be okay but others???

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@TheAtlantic @elcush Because everyone loves buttermilk and sadness, which I once heard were the main ingredients.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@Chase your bank staff can’t perform basic medallion services. For example you may wish to train them on what a stock statements look like. Feels basic yet your staff is having multiple meetings over basic brokerage statements during the appointment for this service. #duh

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@foodandwine Further proof that good-taste in America, is fleeting.

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@gmr You are killing local live music.

[Franco Anaconda @redrockpaco]

@sesac You are killing local live music.

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@bmi You are killing local live music.

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@ASCAP You are killing local live music.