Dax

Probably Writing... AppState Class of 2016.

[Beauty and the Beast @beourguest]

Here’s your first look at the live-action retelling of Beauty and the Beast🌹Coming to theatres 3.17.17. #BeOurGuest
https://t.co/v4F6xaSxzr

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

College is like when you go from 1st to 11th place in Mario Kart because you slipped on your own damn banana

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

College- trying to manage your grades, social life, bank account, sleep schedule, health, and laundry and failing at all of the above

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Pants are falling off my ass, what is this magical device known as a "belt" everyone is talking about?

[Dax @redrumwitch]

How can people talk so damn much so early in the morning?

[Dax @redrumwitch]

I am getting tattooed!!! @ Speakeasy TattooCo https://t.co/qsrl2aoggk

[Dax @redrumwitch]

ITS TIME FOR SLUT WALK!!! 11-3 Sandford Mall (THE WALK IS AT 2) come and join us!! @ Sanford Mall https://t.co/au3tGnBuSe

[The Worst Muse @WorstMuse]

That superhero movie pitch is okay, but think about how much better it'd be if you made it an origin story.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Emailing professors be like

Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*

Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone

[Dax @redrumwitch]

There are at least two people in this world who still unironically watch professional wrestling.

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love? (Van Morrison)

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Weird 80s music videos at the beginning of Muirs class- good way to start my day

[Dax @redrumwitch]

I'd rather spit blood than have this silence fuck me up.

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Not to self eat more solid food after workout and before nap. Also, water is very important. #fuckcramps

[Dax @redrumwitch]

I am rage and caffeine this is not how I want to live my life- plus I smell like coffee and it's making me nauseous

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Are you taking notes on how to be cool? Jesus get a fucking pen. -David Elizabeth Strider
(I was… https://t.co/lXCGiwsndU

[Dax @redrumwitch]

Bae Doona is probably my favorite actress right now.

[Dalton Gray @Gray_Zing_Cows]

If you don't acknowledge that evolution is how we came to be then I can't be friends with you.

[Dax @redrumwitch]

I think I'm punishing myself today. Depressing songs and sad fan art.