Emily :0

definitely not normal @voids124

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

pretty good 2 years if you ask me :P

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

i’m going by she/her now btw 😁🏳️‍⚧️

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark reflecting. i can change some things

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

“i don’t understand why you’d have pets when you could invest that money in the S&P 500” genuinely 100% real thing he said LOLLL you aren’t real bro

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

boss i’ve seen 4 times in 11 months inviting himself to all our staff parties. U AINT EVEN ON PAYROLL YOU ARENT ONE OF US

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark vaccine that cures my disorders

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

i need to get shot

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"every character in evangelion is dysfunctional and mentally ill" wrong! Asuka is 100% fine and she was always the best Eva pilot

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

boss i’ve seen 4 times in 11 months inviting himself to all our staff parties. U AINT EVEN ON PAYROLL YOU ARENT ONE OF US

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

just met oomfs parents. it all makes sense

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

wife fell asleep while i was driving and. i will spend the rest of my life looking for the words to say how much i love her

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

ACAB INCLUDES FAKER

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Esports star Faker has been appointed as an honorary police officer in South Korea

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

canada is #failennial

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark literally seeing ME TOMORROW in saskatchewan canada. or i won’t pick u up

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

walking around suddenly flashed with high school memory of a girl texting my repressed ass “why do you walk like a girl?”. everyone knew.

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

took the butchfemme couple out back and shot them

[D001 @_itsamedfffaz]

FIRST LOOK AT #MyLittlePony G6

(+ NEW SONG AND LOGOS)

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

every time i see news for spider-man BND my chest feels fluttery and my breath gets short and i get so hard i pa

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

girl with arfid somehow not the pickiest mfer at the work bbq

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

state subsidized retirement so the grandma at my work can be a grandma and i can have her shifts

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark duuuuude jack my coq

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark no show with wife for a week :(

[Emily :0 @redstarlesbian]

@whathebark girl named wnba rock wall

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@whathebark