Sophie Byroade

vaccinista tote bag chic barista

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries

trump:

[Luc @tw4tthewhealy]

El*n M*sk could never write “Robbers” but Matty Healy could produce a car that sucks and blows up

[esra @1989healy]

6 years ago the 1975 released love it if we made it and every single year it’s become even more relevant than before that’s how powerful this song is

[jess ⎕ @trumanpotb]

young people as collateral

[J @jenythhh]

october 11th

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

@Jonnnnneeeee SO TRUE

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[esra @1989healy]

Happy 4th of July everyone

[Girl Uncle @trumanblondie]

this debate is missing a very special candidate…

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

@Jonnnnneeeee Yo me too !!

[carly.martin @carlyjill31]

Cameron Brink fouls out and says FU to our bench.

Audi Crooks fouls out and blows a kiss to our fans.

Be an Audi.

Goodnight.

[mere @merestromb]

The Tortured Poets Department is just what the 4 kids who would have lunch with your high school English teacher in her room called themselves

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

no wonder i had such a good time omg

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

@Mmackkkkk This makes me want to throw up

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

When I ask for enrichment time in my enclosure I need one of these filled with pink moscato

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

Only items in my fridge are Diet Coke, lactose free milk, and hard seltzers. We up.

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

@cole4527 Again

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

She wants her book back 👹

[Sophie Byroade @reducedfatwheat]

Your honor….I am just a girl.