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The left must be dealt with before the immigrants

[nigel @redwallreality]

@dannywallace I’m old enough to remember the Labour Party being the provisional wing of the working class.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Rats in a sack.

[Cait Mercer @MercerCait]

Snorting.

[nigel @redwallreality]

Let’s make sure this fella keeps collecting election losses👇

[James Cleverly🇬🇧 @JamesCleverly]

Some people collect stamps, some collect train numbers, some collect rare coins, some collect miniature wargames figures.

Reform politicians collect community notes calling out their lies.

And it’s quite an impressive collection!

[nigel @redwallreality]

@thecatintheh @YuriABezmenov @kevinhollinrake @JDVance Hilarious.

[nigel @redwallreality]

@LeoKearse @DPJHodges Dans not making much sense anymore. Used to.

[NorthLondonArseGunners @Anglophile0011]

@DPJHodges @redwallreality If a group arrive and immediately demand special legal privileges for their foreign religious practices that the natives would be seriously punished for engaging in, that doesn't really strike me as "integration"

[nigel @redwallreality]

@MyArrse He’d have hated you.

[nigel @redwallreality]

@justdavenow89 You don’t speak for me shithead👍

[nigel @redwallreality]

@thecatintheh @kevinhollinrake @JDVance Because I wanted to.

[nigel @redwallreality]

@LordN33lson @DPJHodges Kinda my point🤦‍♂️

Just stop. You aren’t bright enough

[nigel @redwallreality]

@YuriABezmenov @thecatintheh @kevinhollinrake @JDVance You are wasting your time arguing with that simp. His wife obviously has a black boyfriend 🤦‍♂️

[nigel @redwallreality]

@DPJHodges

[June Slater @juneslater17]

Full details Daily Mail

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

THE LEFT: Rob Kenyon? He's just a plumber. He's not qualified to become a politician.

ALSO THE LEFT: Hannah Spencer? OMG, she's amazing - if only more plumbers became politicians.

[nigel @redwallreality]

I didn’t vote for this. I won’t be policed by this👇

[Commie Gibberish of the Day @CommieGibberish]

I could write up some big long argument but honestly this picture of some moon-faced Paki midget in cop’s garb is the strongest argument to halt and begin reversing everything. 🤚🏻🛑🫵🏻

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

JD Vance is closer to the British people than Keir Starmer.

Starmer has never understood this country. Which is why he’s already on the way out.

[nigel @redwallreality]

@NickCohen4 @DPJHodges They aren’t. They are Sikhs living, mainly peacefully, in Britain.

Like British in Spain 🤷‍♂️

[nigel @redwallreality]

@LordN33lson @DPJHodges And you think that’s an answer?

Jesus Christ.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

😁😁

[nigel @redwallreality]

@DPJHodges Marriage? That’s the undisputed measure🤷‍♂️

[nigel @redwallreality]

@DPJHodges In what terms?