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[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Sorry, Kurds, you didn’t rape enough. You don’t get your own state. That’s something we only reserve for Palestinians, who have met the moral standards of the international community.

[United Nations Human Wrongs (parody) @UNHumanWrongs]

Gazan Citizens were shocked by the discovery of a secret hospital on top of the Al Shifa Military Base.

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

Someone just commented on a post “So you are denying the existence of Palestinians? Why not go for a 2 state solution? That is really the only solution. Jews wanted a country. They got it. Why can't Palestinians have a country too?”

My response for your reading pleasure.

“First of all, yes, the Arabs who call themselves Palestinians are a historical fabrication. Golda Meir had a Palestinian passport. A terrorist named Arafat hijacked the word to describe Jordanians and other Arabs. There never was a Palestinian Arab state. If you disagree, kindly tell me when it was established and what the national anthem was.

Second of all, they had a state. In 1947. They rejected it. And then they repeated that same mistake over and over again.

1937
THE PEEL COMMISSION

1947
THE UN PARTITION VOTE

1967
THE KHARTOUM SUMMIT

1991
THE MADRID CONFERENCE

2000
THE CAMP DAVID SUMMIT

2001
THE TABA SUMMIT

2007
THE ANNAPOLIS CONFERENCE

2008
THE REALIGNMENT PLAN

2010
THE JOINT PEACE TALKS

2013
THE JOINT PEACE TALKS

2019
THE BAHRAIN WORKSHOP

2020
THE TRUMP PEACE PLAN

As the famous quote goes, they don’t miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

They don’t want a state. They want no Israel. Sorry for not accommodating their genocidal aspirations.

Hope that answered your question.”

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@AceRockol @GazaHealth Hey now, those rockets are used strictly for medicinal purposes

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

No one else will say it, so I’ll say it.

Criticizing the Israeli government has always been as legitimate as criticizing any other government.

That being said, if after October 7th you don’t stand with Israel in its war on Hamas, there’s something I have to tell you and I’m sorry to be the one to say it, so maybe sit down for this.

You. Are. An. Antisemite.

That’s right. There is no scenario in which you side with Hamas after what it did and what it wants to do over and over and you can claim you don’t hate Jews.

Not possible.

It’s really pretty simple.

Hamas wants all Jews dead. They don’t hide it. They are proud of it.

If you support them, you support another Holocaust. That makes you an antisemite.

Oh, and while on the topic, if you don’t think Israel has a right to exist, that means you don’t think the Jewish people deserve to come home to their homeland where they are indigenous.

So let me get this straight. Christian countries? Sure. Muslim countries? No problem.

One tiny little Jewish state? Nope. That’s too much.

So again, no one else will say it. You cannot oppose the existence of Israel and claim you aren’t an antisemite.

You support Hamas? You’re an antisemite.

You oppose the state of Israel? Antisemite.

Now that we got that out of the way, you don’t want to be just a mediocre antisemite. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

Here are some speaking points and tips for you to take your Jew hatred to the next level. You’re welcome.

1- Read Mein Kampf. You’ll find it to be a fascinating read from one of your role models.

2- Allocate some time on a daily basis to harass random Jews on the streets. Just make sure not to differentiate between Jews who are actual Zionists and love Israel and Jews who have never been to Israel and have zero opinion on the matter. A Jew is a Jew is a Jew.

3- Make sure to check the Hamas website or social media channels at least 5 times a day for speaking points. Make sure to quote Hamas’ casualty numbers as often as possible. Reminder that Israel has killed zero terrorists and every single casualty in Gaza is a woman, a child, a doctor, or a journalist. If you really want to gain some points amongst your peers, head over to your local toy store, buy a doll, color it with a red marker and snap a photo. Share that photo on your social media with the caption “Israel killed this baby.”

4- Go find all the reports about sexual violence perpetrated by Hamas and replace the word Hamas with IDF then tell everyone about it.

5- While you’re at the toy store, ask them if they have a mask. Buy it. Cover your face with it. Find an anti Jewish protest in your city and join, while yelling things you don’t understand and chanting things that contradict each other (‘Globalize the Intifada’ and ‘Ceasefire now.’)

6- Join the BDS movement and boycott all Israeli products. Before you do that though, make sure to throw out your phone, not use the internet, and sell all your computers. You can’t use any of that…

7- Speak to some of your fellow antisemites and come up with some new creative blood libels. Reminder to stay away from “The Jews control the media and the weather”, “The Jews drink Christian blood and killed Jesus.”, “The Jews are killing Gazans indiscriminately.” Those have already been used. Go crazy. No one will think twice no matter how much you lie, as long as it’s a lie about Jews being evil.

8- Tell everyone that Israel is harvesting Palestinian organs and attacking random Gazans trying to find food. That should illicit some good hatred of the Jews.

9- Make sure to accuse Israel of genocide in Gaza but when Hamas rejects yet another ceasefire, make sure you’re too busy that day to say a word on social media. Start yelling ceasefire now on the next day. Everyone will forget that Hamas is the one preventing a ceasefire.

10- Make sure to continuously change and deny history as often as you can. Remember; the Holocaust never happened. Neither did October 7th. The Palestinian people are thousands of years old and all they want is a state of their own. Please make sure to ignore any and all facts that you see in a history book. The Jews control those too.

11- One bonus point. Make sure to ignore all conflicts around the world and their casualty numbers. Then keep repeating how the Gaza casualty numbers are unprecedented, even though the truth is, they’re microscopic compared to other wars, even the one in Syria, which is right on Israel’s border.

Congratulations. You are now a well trained and highly equipped antisemite. Go buy yourself a drink on me (but I’m a Jew so it might be poisoned.)

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@Resist_05 It must be hard being that stupid. He was saying he’s not rewarding terrorism with a country, and right now is not the time for a land deal.

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@REVMAXXING I don’t remember Hitler sending trucks loads of aid into concentration camps. I don’t remember Hitler telling Jews to evacuate to safety. I don’t remember Jews shooting rockets into Germany. I don’t remember Jews wanting to destroy Germany. I don’t remember Jews starting wars.

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@JossSheldon Anti Zionism is antisemitism. You’re no different than Jews for Hitler. Zionism is not synonymous with Palestinian oppression and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Uri Israel @Israel2252]

🇵🇸67 Palestinians killed (of course no mention of terrorist) last night can be attributed to a single reason:
Hamas using them as human shields.
🔵By positioning themselves and the hostages in densely populated Rafah, they aimed to raise civilian casualties if Israel attempted to rescue them.
🔵Human shields tactics must not deter Israel, and it didn't. No civilized country would accept the concept of human shields. Israel has the right to pursue Hamas wherever they may be hiding. Hamas's disgraceful use human shields is unfortunate and sad, but Israel will still defend itself.
🔵If the global community spent less time criticizing Israel's efforts and right to protect its citizens and more time condemning Hamas for their actions against their own people, this conflict would have already come to an end.
#HamasislSIS

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@dedimedya @ecomarxi Only a true antisemitic moron could compare these. Jews being “the chosen people” has nothing to do with superiority. It means Jews are chosen to follow G-d’s commandments. Non-Jews arent considered inferior for eating pork, since they were not “chosen” to follow that commandment

[United Nations Human Wrongs (parody) @UNHumanWrongs]

It's easy to take 249,000 messages out of context.

Our UNRWA teachers did not mean to celebrate the October 7 attacks.

We deny they happened. They were simply celebrating the fact that nothing happened.

[Olia @OliaOnX]

I was a political refugee in 1989. I got US citizenship in 1996.

As a refugee, I lost my Soviet citizenship, and most of my possessions, as we were allowed to leave with only 2 suitcases and $100 per person. I didn’t get any aid once I got to the US. In fact, I had to pay back for the air flight from Italy to the US.

If @UNRWA rules applied to me, not only I would still be considered a refugee entitled to all kinds of benefits, but my children born in the US and their future children would still be refugees.

It’s insane that the world accepts it and gives financial aid to multiple generations of “refugees” all over the world.

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@NikFeldman @persianjewess I reported all of them weeks ago and they’re all still up. Whoever is running the hate speech reviews does not GAF and is allowing it.

[Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25]

Breaking: Video experts have confirmed that the footage aired by Al Jazeera today, which was purported to show injuries from #Israel's airstrikes in #Gaza, was in fact staged by the cameraman and Al Jazeera staff. The staging included poor acting, clearly fake blood, and individuals moving in sync with the camera while pretending to be injured. Such deceptive practices are not only unethical but also deeply disrespectful to those who are truly suffering from this conflict. There is no need for 'Pallywood' theatrics; shame on those involved.
#HamasislSIS #Hamas #Hamasisterrorists

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@AOL How did AOL decide to put an antisemitic dog whistle on their FRONT PAGE? Especially given recent events, who decided that would be appropriate???

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

@AOLSupportHelp How did AOL decide to put an antisemitic dog whistle on their FRONT PAGE? Especially given recent events, who decided that would be appropriate???

[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

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[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

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[Rachel @redyellowblue77]

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