Rebecca Ross (Ruoff)

consistently covered in cat hair

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

more iconic lines in 1 season than gina and emily have in 8

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[techsiren ♥︎ @techhsiren]

my family making all these plans for when the baby is born and no one is asking or considering what i, the soon-to-be freshly postpartum and breastfeeding mother wants 😒

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

???? Battling CANCER and your primary concern is losing weight??

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[fae ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @shhfae]

“what are you thinking about?” oh you know, just bread. and probably pasta. just thinking about bread and pasta and naan and bagels. thinking about soft pretzels and tortillas and noodles and doughnuts and also bread and

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

imagine thinking i would put myself through this for a MAN ??

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s above 40° and sunny in February and it feels like a choir of angels is singing as you walk up to the gates of heaven