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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY.
I can’t even.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

well hello

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron think he slick. He got revenge on the referees after they kicked Luka out 😂😂😂

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Good morning, I fucking love all of you fuckers, I’m in therapy for my derogatory language so I apologize if this may be offensive. ❤️

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Woooo

[IGN @IGN]

Jack Karlson, the man made famous for his arrest while enjoying a Succulent Chinese Meal, has died. He was 82.

[CNN @CNN]

Kamala Harris picks Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate, multiple sources say. He has been a leading driver of Democrats' attacks on Trump https://t.co/QOTX2q71Eu

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

"Tim Walz got a DUI"

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Is there a worse sentence than “Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in”

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i love you soup
“i love you too olivia” says the soup

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Joe Biden has withdrawn from the US Presidential race.

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

recently learned that batman does zero tricks and he is also not even magic

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

joe to jill backstage: you look gorgeous barack

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

CLEAR THE ROADS!!!!!

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall.

[zach @zachitsv]

the problem with catching up on the Kendrick/Drake beef is that it requires you to listen to at least two Drake songs, which nobody should ever have to do

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

dog trainers online love to say shit like "don't pet your dog. ignore your dog when you come home. don't ever be happy or excited around your dog."

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

omg my ex texted me “lgbt” i think he’s saying let’s get back together😌